Christmas is a-coming
As if it wasn't obvious enough from the Christmas markets here in Mainz or from the sale of stollen and lebkuchen (ok, they appeared in october...) in the supermarkets, you really know when Christmas is here when everyone has disappeared. Yes, Olga is relaxing on a beach at 26 degrees, Jordi is going back tomorrow to Valencia at 16 degrees, and the rest have already gone as far away as possible from the temperatures here, which currently do not go above 0 degrees. Brrrr.
Anyway, on with the news.
In a show of equality, a mexican woman has been allowed to sign up for a men's football team, in one of the first cases of it's kind. Of course, this will make the after-match showers interesting...
Keeping on the theme of football, scientists have now calculated that referees are physically incapable of spotting if a player is offside. We all knew this since various european and world cups, but now it's been proven scientifically. Now all we need is the ability to catch "hand of God" goals too...
After reports of Scotland, Ireland and New York banning smoking to various degrees, Bhutan, a Himalayan kingdom, has banned the sale of tobacco outright. Of course, what people would be doing smoking at such a high altitude where there's less oxygen anyway, I don't know.
After spending 10 billion US dollars a year on it (instead of on medical aid, social help, pollution cutbacks) the missile defense system "Son of Star Wars" has yet again proved it's worth, by failing miserably in protecting the country against an airborne attack. Nearly as spectacular a waste of money as the failed UK IT projects...
Last week plastic explosives disappeared in Paris airport during an exercise, and now a bomb disappears from an US airport during trials as well. So never mind the terrorists, it's the security procedures that should be getting you really worried.
Now for those of you who've gone ahead and moved with the times and bought yourselves a personal music player with photo capabilities (like Apple's iPod photo) you now have the chance to view your personal pin-up courtesy of Playboy's iBod. Yes, download your set of 25 beautiful women, and never again be bored whilst travelling to work on public transport.
Well, that's it for now
Sunday, December 19, 2004
Sunday, December 12, 2004
It Snow Joke
Seeing as the weather has decided to hint towards a white christmas, what better way to pass the time, than to catch up with the latest newsbites brought to you on this page.
Like beer? Like coffee? Ever wondered what was missing from your life? Now you have it, coffee beer, in a supermarket near you. No longer let the effects of the alcohol make you tired, now you can keep on drinking all night/day/night long :)
Twenty Eight thousand pounds for a truffle is quite a lot of money, I think you would agree. Especially when one considers that this truffle was left on display too long and has now had to be thrown away as it has gone off. At least the money went to charity.
No more dowdy nighties for us brits any more (not that I wore one anyway, honest) as a recent survey has shown that english women are buying more negligees and shiny pyjamas. Whatever next? Germans walking around without their white socks with sandals?
One for the businessmen amongst you now, as a new study has shown that the use of laptops can cause male infertility. However, they are not as dangerous as cups of hot coffee wedged between your legs whilst driving. Apparently.
Just to ub it in to the pilots that don't quite make it through their training course, scientists have taught cells from a rat brain to fly an F-22 fighter jet in a hurricane. Now let's see if they can also teach them how to run a country better than some of the present participants.
You have to hand it to the french, they always manage to do things differently from everyone else. However, this may soon come to a halt, seeing as a practice at paris airport resulted in plastic explosives, placed into a passengers bag for the sniffer dogs to find, were not found in time and left on a plane to an unkown destination. I can just imagine someone of arabic decent being the unlucky passenger, arriving at a US airport with the aforementioned luggage, and the excuse "I've never seen it before in my life" not quite working...
You learn something every day. European countries such as France and the UK have vowed to hold a referendum so that their inhabitants can vote on whether they want a european constitution or not. Germany, though, has said it can't ask the people, as there is a law preventing such actions.
Ever wondered what people do near their computers? Well, a recent study has brought an interesting insight into what can be found under the keys of a users keyboard. Unbelievable.
On an ending note, it seems like ETA is back to it'S old habits again, setting off bombs in Madrid and other major cities in Spain.
Well, wrap up warm, and snuggle up by the log fire, as christmas time is a-coming.
Seeing as the weather has decided to hint towards a white christmas, what better way to pass the time, than to catch up with the latest newsbites brought to you on this page.
Like beer? Like coffee? Ever wondered what was missing from your life? Now you have it, coffee beer, in a supermarket near you. No longer let the effects of the alcohol make you tired, now you can keep on drinking all night/day/night long :)
Twenty Eight thousand pounds for a truffle is quite a lot of money, I think you would agree. Especially when one considers that this truffle was left on display too long and has now had to be thrown away as it has gone off. At least the money went to charity.
No more dowdy nighties for us brits any more (not that I wore one anyway, honest) as a recent survey has shown that english women are buying more negligees and shiny pyjamas. Whatever next? Germans walking around without their white socks with sandals?
One for the businessmen amongst you now, as a new study has shown that the use of laptops can cause male infertility. However, they are not as dangerous as cups of hot coffee wedged between your legs whilst driving. Apparently.
Just to ub it in to the pilots that don't quite make it through their training course, scientists have taught cells from a rat brain to fly an F-22 fighter jet in a hurricane. Now let's see if they can also teach them how to run a country better than some of the present participants.
You have to hand it to the french, they always manage to do things differently from everyone else. However, this may soon come to a halt, seeing as a practice at paris airport resulted in plastic explosives, placed into a passengers bag for the sniffer dogs to find, were not found in time and left on a plane to an unkown destination. I can just imagine someone of arabic decent being the unlucky passenger, arriving at a US airport with the aforementioned luggage, and the excuse "I've never seen it before in my life" not quite working...
You learn something every day. European countries such as France and the UK have vowed to hold a referendum so that their inhabitants can vote on whether they want a european constitution or not. Germany, though, has said it can't ask the people, as there is a law preventing such actions.
Ever wondered what people do near their computers? Well, a recent study has brought an interesting insight into what can be found under the keys of a users keyboard. Unbelievable.
On an ending note, it seems like ETA is back to it'S old habits again, setting off bombs in Madrid and other major cities in Spain.
Well, wrap up warm, and snuggle up by the log fire, as christmas time is a-coming.
Monday, November 22, 2004
Pink Pigs, Culling Bambi and Media Wrongs
A bulgarian farmer is suing the man that sold him a prize-winning pig, which he wanted to use for breeding, after it decided it liked sausages, and not the edible type. Yes, this pig liked the other male pigs more than the female ones. Maybe he should have first consulted the australian scientists who have been investigating human-like behaviour in animals (see previous stories).
No sooner had the Wiesbaden casino managed to get online (the only one in Germany) albeit showing the roulette wheel through webcameras, than a texas entrepreneur has decided to allow more than just a virtual shooting range. No more paper targets to aim at, this guy's got live dear running around to pop a cap at.
Now for those of you who believe everything you read in the papers, maybe you should find out all the facts first, as this piece about the guardian's misinformed 'educational learning program' on DVD piracy financing terrorists shows.
And for a european first, the SMART-1 has reached lunar orbit - yes, we have a ship there that can check if, in fact, there is an american flag planted on the surface.
For those looking for a cheaper way of studying, and are already eating baked beans on toast for breakfast, lunch and dinner, there is an answer. Yes, to help you find your uni books cheaper, a website has come to your rescue, allowing you to afford that extra pint without selling your clothes.
Finally, if your computer is urging to be used more, and you can't spare more than 24 hours in a day to suffice it's thirst, why not make it happy and do something for a good cause at the same time. Go to this site (sponsored by IBM) and relax.
Let animals be
A bulgarian farmer is suing the man that sold him a prize-winning pig, which he wanted to use for breeding, after it decided it liked sausages, and not the edible type. Yes, this pig liked the other male pigs more than the female ones. Maybe he should have first consulted the australian scientists who have been investigating human-like behaviour in animals (see previous stories).
No sooner had the Wiesbaden casino managed to get online (the only one in Germany) albeit showing the roulette wheel through webcameras, than a texas entrepreneur has decided to allow more than just a virtual shooting range. No more paper targets to aim at, this guy's got live dear running around to pop a cap at.
Now for those of you who believe everything you read in the papers, maybe you should find out all the facts first, as this piece about the guardian's misinformed 'educational learning program' on DVD piracy financing terrorists shows.
And for a european first, the SMART-1 has reached lunar orbit - yes, we have a ship there that can check if, in fact, there is an american flag planted on the surface.
For those looking for a cheaper way of studying, and are already eating baked beans on toast for breakfast, lunch and dinner, there is an answer. Yes, to help you find your uni books cheaper, a website has come to your rescue, allowing you to afford that extra pint without selling your clothes.
Finally, if your computer is urging to be used more, and you can't spare more than 24 hours in a day to suffice it's thirst, why not make it happy and do something for a good cause at the same time. Go to this site (sponsored by IBM) and relax.
Let animals be
Sunday, November 07, 2004
Bad News
Starting off with the fireworks accident that happened in Denmark and left over 2000 people affected, is bad enough.
But add to that the train crash in the UK today, which left at least 6 people dead, and things doen't look too good at the moment.
At least Italy has managed to provide something more positive to write about today. Namely the University of Rome's new course in Mafia Studies for law students.
Well, with temperatures soaring here to the high 8 or 9 degrees (midday) and promises of snow on it's way, there's no better time to tuck yourself up in bed and hope that winter passes quickly.
Wrap up warm
Starting off with the fireworks accident that happened in Denmark and left over 2000 people affected, is bad enough.
But add to that the train crash in the UK today, which left at least 6 people dead, and things doen't look too good at the moment.
At least Italy has managed to provide something more positive to write about today. Namely the University of Rome's new course in Mafia Studies for law students.
Well, with temperatures soaring here to the high 8 or 9 degrees (midday) and promises of snow on it's way, there's no better time to tuck yourself up in bed and hope that winter passes quickly.
Wrap up warm
Thursday, November 04, 2004
Celebrations
No, nothing to do with the US elections (Ohio nearly coming in as a Florida 2000 rerun). It is also nothing to do with my birthday on the first of the month.
The real reason for celebrations is that Olgui passed the exam of exams that we all hate (statistics) with flying colours. On the same day, I found out that the toil and sweat that went into my latest project finally paid off, as it was a big success. So contrary to the headlines in the global news, there are some good things happening :)
So, now for a few titbits from the global press...
Tesco's, one of Britain's biggest supermarket chains, has started to give shoppers a new reason to choose them over the other brands of supermarket. They are offering free taxi rides home after you have bought something. Now most people have seeing this from the wrong angle, so I would like to bring to your attention the real benefits of this service:
Ever been invited to dinner and realised that you have no wine to bring, and it's too late to go to the shops? Well, don't worry, now you go to the supermarket first to buy the wine, and get a taxi straight to where the dinner party is - no need to go home and drop off the car first. Coming home from a late night out clubbing, and no busses for another 4 hours? Well pop into your local Tesco's 24 hours buy some aspirin and get home quicker than you can say plonk plonk fizz.
So, there you have it, some great ideas of how to increase your quality of life at minimal cost - the roadtest of this service will follow shortly...
Storms cause many unexpected things to happen, none so much as the latest one in the south of England. Residents of Devon walking along the beach the day after the latest storm were surprised to find a 50 foot (~170m) whale there.
As previously mentioned, it was my birthday recently. So for all of you who fogot, sorry, were not able to find my address in time to send me something, I went to the trouble of creating my wish-list. It's very simple, in fact, as there is only one item on it. Namely, a Vulcan bomber that's on sale on Ebay. So no more excuses, get your bid in now.
One thing not on my wish-list is Saddam's left leg, which is also on offer on a German auction site.
And finally a few personal notes. Albe has to be congratulated again, as it appears his dad has made it into office in Uruguay. Well done !
Nuri has gone back to Valencia after handing in her first draft of her thesis, so there goes another of the Erasmus in Mainz members...
And finally, for those of you who have ever wondered what it's like to get your fork-lift-truck certificate, here's a short video (in german) to show you how. Enjoy.
Right, that's it from me , drive safely...
No, nothing to do with the US elections (Ohio nearly coming in as a Florida 2000 rerun). It is also nothing to do with my birthday on the first of the month.
The real reason for celebrations is that Olgui passed the exam of exams that we all hate (statistics) with flying colours. On the same day, I found out that the toil and sweat that went into my latest project finally paid off, as it was a big success. So contrary to the headlines in the global news, there are some good things happening :)
So, now for a few titbits from the global press...
Tesco's, one of Britain's biggest supermarket chains, has started to give shoppers a new reason to choose them over the other brands of supermarket. They are offering free taxi rides home after you have bought something. Now most people have seeing this from the wrong angle, so I would like to bring to your attention the real benefits of this service:
Ever been invited to dinner and realised that you have no wine to bring, and it's too late to go to the shops? Well, don't worry, now you go to the supermarket first to buy the wine, and get a taxi straight to where the dinner party is - no need to go home and drop off the car first. Coming home from a late night out clubbing, and no busses for another 4 hours? Well pop into your local Tesco's 24 hours buy some aspirin and get home quicker than you can say plonk plonk fizz.
So, there you have it, some great ideas of how to increase your quality of life at minimal cost - the roadtest of this service will follow shortly...
Storms cause many unexpected things to happen, none so much as the latest one in the south of England. Residents of Devon walking along the beach the day after the latest storm were surprised to find a 50 foot (~170m) whale there.
As previously mentioned, it was my birthday recently. So for all of you who fogot, sorry, were not able to find my address in time to send me something, I went to the trouble of creating my wish-list. It's very simple, in fact, as there is only one item on it. Namely, a Vulcan bomber that's on sale on Ebay. So no more excuses, get your bid in now.
One thing not on my wish-list is Saddam's left leg, which is also on offer on a German auction site.
And finally a few personal notes. Albe has to be congratulated again, as it appears his dad has made it into office in Uruguay. Well done !
Nuri has gone back to Valencia after handing in her first draft of her thesis, so there goes another of the Erasmus in Mainz members...
And finally, for those of you who have ever wondered what it's like to get your fork-lift-truck certificate, here's a short video (in german) to show you how. Enjoy.
Right, that's it from me , drive safely...
Thursday, October 21, 2004
Back to Basics
Despite this title referring to education in the UK, it is in fact meant to relate to the fact that there's so much to tell, and so little time, which is why, in this short blog, a fly-by-resume of the recent news stories will be presented.
A man in China who wanted to call his son '@' has been told that he can't. Not because it's a stupid idea and would lead to problems when the kid gets old enough to ask what his dad was on when he thought of that as a name, rather because there is no mandarin equivalent of this computer-specific symbol.
Something to look out for next time you need to release yourself in a pub or club, is the new interactive urinals. Yes, you can see many benefits from that, including playing games of pinball, splat-the-rat, and watching the party political broadcasts whilst doing the necessaries.
As those of you who let me speak without hinderence, might have gleened, whilst doing a school project about Peru at the age of 11 I found out that every year there's a thousand-guinea-pig-sacrifice, whereby the little animals are thrown into a volcano as an offering to the gods. Well, this may become a little bit more difficult from now on, as scientists at a local university have managed to breed a super guinea pig, with extra meat and less fat. I can see the national exports increasing dramatically in the near future...
Ever wondered why Germany has so many car companies still? Well, maybe because their government has passed laws to protect them from takeover. This is what the European Commission is now trying to find out.
Talking about problems with Europe, another row has erupted in how countries are allowed to spell the shared currency. Apart from Greece, that has a different alphabet, all member states are forced to spell the Euro the same way. That was until the newly accepted countries decided that they had different ideas.
A new scientific excuse has been discovered for people who, apparently unknowingly, get jiggy with people other than their partners at night. It's called Sleep Sex and there has already been a case of it in Australia (where else?).
Kids in the UK have a new excuse when asked by their parents to do some food shopping. In the run-up to Halloween (the day before my birthday, by the way) supermarkets are refusing to sell eggs to children for fear of them throwing them on this dark night. I presume they've never heard of this being a favourite habit of kids at the end of school term as well then...
Ever wondered where that crispy 50 Euro note came from? Well, after a recent police raid, it's probably not going to come from Colombia where a huge number of counterfeit notes were found.
Not to keep Spain out of the news, a row has erupted as to why the current tennis tournament in Madrid has employed models as ball-girls. To get more men to watch? No, because for that we have some very nice female tennis stars...(Kournikova anyone?).
Well, after that roundup of news, you'll have to wait for my next entry to find out about the wedding in Malaga...
Sleep carefully...
Despite this title referring to education in the UK, it is in fact meant to relate to the fact that there's so much to tell, and so little time, which is why, in this short blog, a fly-by-resume of the recent news stories will be presented.
A man in China who wanted to call his son '@' has been told that he can't. Not because it's a stupid idea and would lead to problems when the kid gets old enough to ask what his dad was on when he thought of that as a name, rather because there is no mandarin equivalent of this computer-specific symbol.
Something to look out for next time you need to release yourself in a pub or club, is the new interactive urinals. Yes, you can see many benefits from that, including playing games of pinball, splat-the-rat, and watching the party political broadcasts whilst doing the necessaries.
As those of you who let me speak without hinderence, might have gleened, whilst doing a school project about Peru at the age of 11 I found out that every year there's a thousand-guinea-pig-sacrifice, whereby the little animals are thrown into a volcano as an offering to the gods. Well, this may become a little bit more difficult from now on, as scientists at a local university have managed to breed a super guinea pig, with extra meat and less fat. I can see the national exports increasing dramatically in the near future...
Ever wondered why Germany has so many car companies still? Well, maybe because their government has passed laws to protect them from takeover. This is what the European Commission is now trying to find out.
Talking about problems with Europe, another row has erupted in how countries are allowed to spell the shared currency. Apart from Greece, that has a different alphabet, all member states are forced to spell the Euro the same way. That was until the newly accepted countries decided that they had different ideas.
A new scientific excuse has been discovered for people who, apparently unknowingly, get jiggy with people other than their partners at night. It's called Sleep Sex and there has already been a case of it in Australia (where else?).
Kids in the UK have a new excuse when asked by their parents to do some food shopping. In the run-up to Halloween (the day before my birthday, by the way) supermarkets are refusing to sell eggs to children for fear of them throwing them on this dark night. I presume they've never heard of this being a favourite habit of kids at the end of school term as well then...
Ever wondered where that crispy 50 Euro note came from? Well, after a recent police raid, it's probably not going to come from Colombia where a huge number of counterfeit notes were found.
Not to keep Spain out of the news, a row has erupted as to why the current tennis tournament in Madrid has employed models as ball-girls. To get more men to watch? No, because for that we have some very nice female tennis stars...(Kournikova anyone?).
Well, after that roundup of news, you'll have to wait for my next entry to find out about the wedding in Malaga...
Sleep carefully...
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain
Well, it might do, but that doesn't affect me, as I'm off to the south, in particular, Malaga.
The reason for this trip of only four days is a most important one. The first Erasmus Wedding (but hopefully not the last) between Marilo and Julio is also my first spanish wedding, so I'll be sure to take the required amount of photos :)
As my flight comes closer, and the baggage still isn't packed (where is that bag...) I just have time for a few news stories.
Stop complaining about smelly feet, put a sock in it (yes, that is 'in' and not 'on'). Scientists have discovered another great benefit from nanotechnology, in foot-deodourising socks. No more washing every 20 minutes, just put on the socks and the feet smell good. Of course, this might lead to still more people believing that they don't have to wash themselves each week...
A new texting service in the UK answers any question that is sent to it by SMS. And apparently, 10.48pm is the main time when questions regarding pulling-ability (or good-lookingness for the rest of you) are sent. However, this article puts some light on the reasons why this time in particular has been chosen.
An uncomfy moment for someone at an australian airport, as it was evacuated when a bin started vibrating. Soon afterwards, an unnamed person came forward to own up to having left her 'adult toy' there.
Ok, enough fun, I'm off to the sun
Well, it might do, but that doesn't affect me, as I'm off to the south, in particular, Malaga.
The reason for this trip of only four days is a most important one. The first Erasmus Wedding (but hopefully not the last) between Marilo and Julio is also my first spanish wedding, so I'll be sure to take the required amount of photos :)
As my flight comes closer, and the baggage still isn't packed (where is that bag...) I just have time for a few news stories.
Stop complaining about smelly feet, put a sock in it (yes, that is 'in' and not 'on'). Scientists have discovered another great benefit from nanotechnology, in foot-deodourising socks. No more washing every 20 minutes, just put on the socks and the feet smell good. Of course, this might lead to still more people believing that they don't have to wash themselves each week...
A new texting service in the UK answers any question that is sent to it by SMS. And apparently, 10.48pm is the main time when questions regarding pulling-ability (or good-lookingness for the rest of you) are sent. However, this article puts some light on the reasons why this time in particular has been chosen.
An uncomfy moment for someone at an australian airport, as it was evacuated when a bin started vibrating. Soon afterwards, an unnamed person came forward to own up to having left her 'adult toy' there.
Ok, enough fun, I'm off to the sun
Sunday, September 26, 2004
Coming to an end
Yes, after what seems like an age, the summer holidays here are finally ending. No more late nights, no more parties, no more travels to far off lands...hold on a minute, I didn't get to do any of those !!!
But as the nights get darker, and the preparations start for a new term, I find myself also in a new stage. Namely, putting more weight on my leg. Okay, not the height of excitement, I know, but it's the most I'm getting out of a summer spent in hospital :(
Well, onto a few news stories. The UK government has surprised most of us, by actually deciding to do something for the good of the world. All debt owed to it by third world nations will be written off, allowing those countries to worry about their people, not the debts they have. Let's see if Germany or the US can follow suit.
Another shocking piece of news, is that Fujimori, the exiled dictator of Peru, has decided he will flaunt a personal ban, and stand for presidency in next year's elections. Let's just hope he gets tried for his previous crimes first.
In Malaysia a woman has regained her crown as the scorpion queen, by sealing herself inside a box with 6000 of these creatures for over 32 days. What a great holiday.
Ringtones. They annoy thousands of people every day on the trains, in restaurants, soon also in planes, but could it be that they can be used for good? Well according to a japanese man, his special tunes have helped women increase the size of their breasts. Does that mean I too can be in Baywatch (I was wondering how to get that long forgotten series into this blog...) through passive tune listening?
Back to home, the arrival of Javi and Albe on the 30th is to be expected, and I'm sure some form of celebration will be taking place (starting with the cinema, I believe, and including many trips to the Eisgrub).
Time for bed, whilst others enjoy the hospitality of the Valencians I will enjoy the, um, coldness that's settled in Mainz.
Sleep tight
Yes, after what seems like an age, the summer holidays here are finally ending. No more late nights, no more parties, no more travels to far off lands...hold on a minute, I didn't get to do any of those !!!
But as the nights get darker, and the preparations start for a new term, I find myself also in a new stage. Namely, putting more weight on my leg. Okay, not the height of excitement, I know, but it's the most I'm getting out of a summer spent in hospital :(
Well, onto a few news stories. The UK government has surprised most of us, by actually deciding to do something for the good of the world. All debt owed to it by third world nations will be written off, allowing those countries to worry about their people, not the debts they have. Let's see if Germany or the US can follow suit.
Another shocking piece of news, is that Fujimori, the exiled dictator of Peru, has decided he will flaunt a personal ban, and stand for presidency in next year's elections. Let's just hope he gets tried for his previous crimes first.
In Malaysia a woman has regained her crown as the scorpion queen, by sealing herself inside a box with 6000 of these creatures for over 32 days. What a great holiday.
Ringtones. They annoy thousands of people every day on the trains, in restaurants, soon also in planes, but could it be that they can be used for good? Well according to a japanese man, his special tunes have helped women increase the size of their breasts. Does that mean I too can be in Baywatch (I was wondering how to get that long forgotten series into this blog...) through passive tune listening?
Back to home, the arrival of Javi and Albe on the 30th is to be expected, and I'm sure some form of celebration will be taking place (starting with the cinema, I believe, and including many trips to the Eisgrub).
Time for bed, whilst others enjoy the hospitality of the Valencians I will enjoy the, um, coldness that's settled in Mainz.
Sleep tight
Sunday, September 19, 2004
Around the World
No, not my next holiday plan (although I wish it was) rather the region from where this collection of news stories come.
King Mswati III of Swaziland has chosen himself another wife. Not uncommen, you may say, there are lots of countries that allow many wives. However it's the ceremony that's of importance here. Namely, a reed dance involving 20,000 bare breasted virgins, where the king decides which one he wants to wed.
Proof has come (at last) that the nuclear tests in Nevada (amongst others) in the 1950s did in fact contaminate Europe. Maybe some leaders will think about the consequences of their actions before they next carry out such "safe" tests.
Australian scientists are trying to outdo our british ones with weird science, investigating whether environmental factors are affecting the sexuality of their cows. Yep, enough with the sheep, it's the cow's turn now !
In Berlin a bear tried a magnificent escape attempt, involving paddling across his moat using a log as a raft, and taking a bike to get out the gate. Someone should really take the TV out of his room...
Another animal story shows how chimps too are affected by being without "physical stimulation". Yes, this monkey took up smoking and spitting in China (quite normal there actually) because her mate was too old to fulfil her desires. Whatever next.
Okay, enough of the world, and back to Mainz where the winter has set in (was there a summer?).
Wrap up warm
No, not my next holiday plan (although I wish it was) rather the region from where this collection of news stories come.
King Mswati III of Swaziland has chosen himself another wife. Not uncommen, you may say, there are lots of countries that allow many wives. However it's the ceremony that's of importance here. Namely, a reed dance involving 20,000 bare breasted virgins, where the king decides which one he wants to wed.
Proof has come (at last) that the nuclear tests in Nevada (amongst others) in the 1950s did in fact contaminate Europe. Maybe some leaders will think about the consequences of their actions before they next carry out such "safe" tests.
Australian scientists are trying to outdo our british ones with weird science, investigating whether environmental factors are affecting the sexuality of their cows. Yep, enough with the sheep, it's the cow's turn now !
In Berlin a bear tried a magnificent escape attempt, involving paddling across his moat using a log as a raft, and taking a bike to get out the gate. Someone should really take the TV out of his room...
Another animal story shows how chimps too are affected by being without "physical stimulation". Yes, this monkey took up smoking and spitting in China (quite normal there actually) because her mate was too old to fulfil her desires. Whatever next.
Okay, enough of the world, and back to Mainz where the winter has set in (was there a summer?).
Wrap up warm
Saturday, August 28, 2004
Footpath Guide to Mainz
Through lack of decision for which story to headline with, it defaulted to this one. The reason will soon become apparent.
But first to the question you've all been wanting answered: Why was my last blog on the 31st July? Was it because the things I said then were of utmost importance? Or wanted my brother to be in the limelight for longer?
No, none of the above reasons. Rather, On the 1st August, whilst cycling home, I had an accident. And not just the grazed knee type either. This was a full blown "Vordererkreuzbandausriss" as the people here like to call it. In layman's terms, I pulled the cross-ligament of my right knee from it's fixture, and in so doing, also broke a bit of the lower leg bone for good measure.
This resulted in me walking around on crutches from this day (and I still am) with my leg in a sort of plaster-cast. On the 11th I was operated (holes bored through bones, cable pushed through) and was in the Uniklinik hospital until the 16th. Since then (and thanks for all the emails/SMSs/chocolates that were sent) I have been limping around Mainz, getting between my place, centre of town, and the hospital (for physiotherapy). Which is where the title comes in. Some of you may remember my article on the Bike lanes in Mainz, and what I generally thought of them. Well this was nothing compared with the problems someone with crutches faces on the pavements of this city. I don't think I have yet to find a single pavement that doesn't dramatically tilt towards the road, thus making it near impossible to walk straight or easily. I also discovered the delights of the buses when you've finally managed to scale the stairs to get on and are then looking for a place to sit (people here being famous for not even offering their seats to people more in need) and the bus driver decides to drive off, invariably around a sharp corner, thus throwing you against a window/floor/nearest passenger.
Off the subject of me for a moment, and other things have been happening too. Javi was at the Olympics in Athens (although I didn't see him at the ladies beach volleyball matches), Jordi, Albakra, Fernando, Albe, Paolo, and Juanfran went off to Sardinia to bask in the sun, sea and, well, you'll have to see the photos on Albe's site to find out the rest.
Luca has also given signs of life today, describing the new friends he's making at the old people's home (getting in all the chess practice he can, I bet), and how little he's managing to study.
Now to the rest of the world. Those Cambridge University folks have done it again, and come out with another sheep fact. Sheep feel more at ease seeing photos of other sheep, especially those known to them. Of course the next stage would be to see what photos excite the sheep, and therefore could be considered as 'adult content' for help with fertilisation.
Which leads me nicely on to the next site, which teaches you the hallowed art of origami (paper folding) but not producing hats or boats, rather positions of the Kama Sutra.
And finally some shocking news about the Xbox killings in the US. It is amazing the lengths someone goes jsut because his games console got stolen. Read through the details for a full idea of how ill this person was.
Well, another weekend, another few days to relax (ok, that's a joke - read trying to find someone to take over my appartment from 1st September...).
Play safe
Through lack of decision for which story to headline with, it defaulted to this one. The reason will soon become apparent.
But first to the question you've all been wanting answered: Why was my last blog on the 31st July? Was it because the things I said then were of utmost importance? Or wanted my brother to be in the limelight for longer?
No, none of the above reasons. Rather, On the 1st August, whilst cycling home, I had an accident. And not just the grazed knee type either. This was a full blown "Vordererkreuzbandausriss" as the people here like to call it. In layman's terms, I pulled the cross-ligament of my right knee from it's fixture, and in so doing, also broke a bit of the lower leg bone for good measure.
This resulted in me walking around on crutches from this day (and I still am) with my leg in a sort of plaster-cast. On the 11th I was operated (holes bored through bones, cable pushed through) and was in the Uniklinik hospital until the 16th. Since then (and thanks for all the emails/SMSs/chocolates that were sent) I have been limping around Mainz, getting between my place, centre of town, and the hospital (for physiotherapy). Which is where the title comes in. Some of you may remember my article on the Bike lanes in Mainz, and what I generally thought of them. Well this was nothing compared with the problems someone with crutches faces on the pavements of this city. I don't think I have yet to find a single pavement that doesn't dramatically tilt towards the road, thus making it near impossible to walk straight or easily. I also discovered the delights of the buses when you've finally managed to scale the stairs to get on and are then looking for a place to sit (people here being famous for not even offering their seats to people more in need) and the bus driver decides to drive off, invariably around a sharp corner, thus throwing you against a window/floor/nearest passenger.
Off the subject of me for a moment, and other things have been happening too. Javi was at the Olympics in Athens (although I didn't see him at the ladies beach volleyball matches), Jordi, Albakra, Fernando, Albe, Paolo, and Juanfran went off to Sardinia to bask in the sun, sea and, well, you'll have to see the photos on Albe's site to find out the rest.
Luca has also given signs of life today, describing the new friends he's making at the old people's home (getting in all the chess practice he can, I bet), and how little he's managing to study.
Now to the rest of the world. Those Cambridge University folks have done it again, and come out with another sheep fact. Sheep feel more at ease seeing photos of other sheep, especially those known to them. Of course the next stage would be to see what photos excite the sheep, and therefore could be considered as 'adult content' for help with fertilisation.
Which leads me nicely on to the next site, which teaches you the hallowed art of origami (paper folding) but not producing hats or boats, rather positions of the Kama Sutra.
And finally some shocking news about the Xbox killings in the US. It is amazing the lengths someone goes jsut because his games console got stolen. Read through the details for a full idea of how ill this person was.
Well, another weekend, another few days to relax (ok, that's a joke - read trying to find someone to take over my appartment from 1st September...).
Play safe
Saturday, July 31, 2004
All Change
Ok, Roberto has just got back from his trip up to Hamburg with his research group (ah, the hard life...). Just in time for him to finish the packing of his stuff to move house tomorrow. At least he got back in time to do some shopping for the big meal we'll be preparing tonight...
On the subject of changes, someone has just decided to apply for a possible life-changing experience. Yes, fed up with relaxing on the beaches of Spain, eating such delicious seafood, Jordi will possibly be going off to live and teach in Dublin. At least he would finally learn the rules to rugby...
Of course, what with it being the last day of July today, I can't forget to mention that it's my brother's birthday (how old is he now...never can remember - at least I know his name - Dougal Flunkett).
Now some news titbits. An indian city seems to be getting through more than the average amount of preservatives (and I'm not talking about vinegar) as it's weavers are finding the condom's lubricant to be the best for getting their job done quicker. Of course, it does mean some kid has a lot of explaining to do when he gets home from his night-job and his mum finds all those packets...
For those of you who remember the tv series Knight Rider, the car "Kit" is up for auction on ebay. Put in your bid now.
Finally, in a shock move which will affect most of the male population, norwegian hotel workers are calling for a ban on adult chanels in the hotel rooms, after many of the workers found themselves in sticky situations...
Okay, use up those hotel vouchers...
Ok, Roberto has just got back from his trip up to Hamburg with his research group (ah, the hard life...). Just in time for him to finish the packing of his stuff to move house tomorrow. At least he got back in time to do some shopping for the big meal we'll be preparing tonight...
On the subject of changes, someone has just decided to apply for a possible life-changing experience. Yes, fed up with relaxing on the beaches of Spain, eating such delicious seafood, Jordi will possibly be going off to live and teach in Dublin. At least he would finally learn the rules to rugby...
Of course, what with it being the last day of July today, I can't forget to mention that it's my brother's birthday (how old is he now...never can remember - at least I know his name - Dougal Flunkett).
Now some news titbits. An indian city seems to be getting through more than the average amount of preservatives (and I'm not talking about vinegar) as it's weavers are finding the condom's lubricant to be the best for getting their job done quicker. Of course, it does mean some kid has a lot of explaining to do when he gets home from his night-job and his mum finds all those packets...
For those of you who remember the tv series Knight Rider, the car "Kit" is up for auction on ebay. Put in your bid now.
Finally, in a shock move which will affect most of the male population, norwegian hotel workers are calling for a ban on adult chanels in the hotel rooms, after many of the workers found themselves in sticky situations...
Okay, use up those hotel vouchers...
Friday, July 23, 2004
Forgotten Update
Well, I'd like to say that I have been on holiday soaking up the sun on a lovely sunny beach somewhere exotic. But the truth of the matter is, that I did no such thing. I have in fact stayed here in Mainz and worked.
But at least I can use a recent news article to back up my reason for forgetting to write. A recent study has shown, that drinking coffee makes you forgetful. At least, it does if you change your train of thought (so doesn't work for most men then).
Now anybody ever wanted that original touch to showing someone when you're annoyed with them? Well, a florida guy did, and so slapped his wife with an alligator.
Fed up with rowdy drinkers, pub landlords normall choose to bar (prohibit) said people from entering their pub. However, this time it's been done to a bird...
Some people just want to make us laugh. A DVD pirate went into a local business and offered copied DVDs. However, the building was that of the trading standards office, so the police were quite happy to talk to him longer.
Now for those of us slow eaters. A Japanese man has broken the speed-eating record by gobbling 52 and a half hot dogs with rolls in 12 minutes. Yes, that was 12 minutes. I think I've got a long way to go...
Nigerians are a superstitious lot. First of all they had the rumour that if a particular person looked at you, your sexual organs would fall off. Now if somebody calls you from a special phone number, it will cause them to die. And I thought I was gullible !
And how could a single post go by without mentioning Bush. A group of scientists are demonstrating against their president, for the bad name he give to them when he asks advice and then selects the information he wants to use, not giving the true picture as it was intended.
Well, apart from those news stories, it looks like hurricanes have arrived in Mainz, with the weather turning very bad indeed, rain, thunder, lightning, wind. What more can you want for a lovely summer day. Oh yeah, the 28 degrees temperature at night.
Well, whilst others go off to Malaga, some to Sardinia, I will be going off to my homeland (England, in case any of you forgot) for a short week.
Well, take care, and drink a beer for me.
Well, I'd like to say that I have been on holiday soaking up the sun on a lovely sunny beach somewhere exotic. But the truth of the matter is, that I did no such thing. I have in fact stayed here in Mainz and worked.
But at least I can use a recent news article to back up my reason for forgetting to write. A recent study has shown, that drinking coffee makes you forgetful. At least, it does if you change your train of thought (so doesn't work for most men then).
Now anybody ever wanted that original touch to showing someone when you're annoyed with them? Well, a florida guy did, and so slapped his wife with an alligator.
Fed up with rowdy drinkers, pub landlords normall choose to bar (prohibit) said people from entering their pub. However, this time it's been done to a bird...
Some people just want to make us laugh. A DVD pirate went into a local business and offered copied DVDs. However, the building was that of the trading standards office, so the police were quite happy to talk to him longer.
Now for those of us slow eaters. A Japanese man has broken the speed-eating record by gobbling 52 and a half hot dogs with rolls in 12 minutes. Yes, that was 12 minutes. I think I've got a long way to go...
Nigerians are a superstitious lot. First of all they had the rumour that if a particular person looked at you, your sexual organs would fall off. Now if somebody calls you from a special phone number, it will cause them to die. And I thought I was gullible !
And how could a single post go by without mentioning Bush. A group of scientists are demonstrating against their president, for the bad name he give to them when he asks advice and then selects the information he wants to use, not giving the true picture as it was intended.
Well, apart from those news stories, it looks like hurricanes have arrived in Mainz, with the weather turning very bad indeed, rain, thunder, lightning, wind. What more can you want for a lovely summer day. Oh yeah, the 28 degrees temperature at night.
Well, whilst others go off to Malaga, some to Sardinia, I will be going off to my homeland (England, in case any of you forgot) for a short week.
Well, take care, and drink a beer for me.
Thursday, July 01, 2004
Astafest, Alcohol, and Bearing Frogs
Well, as the first word of the title suggest, tomorrow the Asta Sommerfest is being held at the Uni Mainz. Get your glad rags on, bring a bottle (or two, three, four...) and let's dance.
On the subject of alcohol, according to a new study, women's bones become harder through the consumption of alcohol. Now what are you waiting for, what a great excuse to let it all go tomorrow...
Now on to something really weird. An iranian woman has apparantly given birth to a frog. Yes, you read right, a frog. Now they can't really claim to have no nuclear bases around where she lives.
Something serious now, in Mexico City, hundreds of thousands of people have demonstrated against the relentless kidnappings going on. And these are not just people who usually protest, but normal workers with families that are fed up with the corruption and state ignorance. Let's hope the government finally does something about it.
A quick aside, just to mention that the Johannesnacht fireworks were held in Mainz earlier this week. I didn't want to say more, but I think I should make clear that if comparing them with the likes of those of the Fallas in Valencia, they're about as similar as the German language is to Spanish. I say no more.
Well, I'm going to get myself prepared for tomorrow.
Party hard
Well, as the first word of the title suggest, tomorrow the Asta Sommerfest is being held at the Uni Mainz. Get your glad rags on, bring a bottle (or two, three, four...) and let's dance.
On the subject of alcohol, according to a new study, women's bones become harder through the consumption of alcohol. Now what are you waiting for, what a great excuse to let it all go tomorrow...
Now on to something really weird. An iranian woman has apparantly given birth to a frog. Yes, you read right, a frog. Now they can't really claim to have no nuclear bases around where she lives.
Something serious now, in Mexico City, hundreds of thousands of people have demonstrated against the relentless kidnappings going on. And these are not just people who usually protest, but normal workers with families that are fed up with the corruption and state ignorance. Let's hope the government finally does something about it.
A quick aside, just to mention that the Johannesnacht fireworks were held in Mainz earlier this week. I didn't want to say more, but I think I should make clear that if comparing them with the likes of those of the Fallas in Valencia, they're about as similar as the German language is to Spanish. I say no more.
Well, I'm going to get myself prepared for tomorrow.
Party hard
Saturday, June 26, 2004
Surpising Football and Internet Bugs
First up, what a shock the results have been for most football followers this year. No sooner had Spain lost to Portugal and not gone through to the next round, than so did Germany to the Czech Republic. As if that wasn't enough, England got knocked out before the semi-finals by Portugal, and France by Greece. Whatever next?
Although, to be fair, Germany did manage to win something. Yes, they became the country with the most number of porn sites in their domain name space. Congratulations :)
Now for something a bit more serious. A bug in the Internet Explorer web browser has been found (and not yet patched) that allows backdoors to be installed on PCs, steals passwords, credit-card numbers and uses it to relay spam and to hack other computers from. And thinking that it doesn't affect you because you're not stupid enough to open email attachments nor to visit 'alternative' websites won't get you anywhere, as the malicious code has been injected onto many important websites, including those of search engines, banks, online shops etc.
The statements of the security companies makes it clear, by recommending users use another browser instead of IE (like Mozilla Firefox, for example). Take action now !
And on an ending note, I just thought I'd say a late Happy Birthday to Sophia, who celebrated on the 13th June. For those of you from the Erasmus year 2000/01 you will remember her as the blonder of the two english girls :)
Surf Safely
First up, what a shock the results have been for most football followers this year. No sooner had Spain lost to Portugal and not gone through to the next round, than so did Germany to the Czech Republic. As if that wasn't enough, England got knocked out before the semi-finals by Portugal, and France by Greece. Whatever next?
Although, to be fair, Germany did manage to win something. Yes, they became the country with the most number of porn sites in their domain name space. Congratulations :)
Now for something a bit more serious. A bug in the Internet Explorer web browser has been found (and not yet patched) that allows backdoors to be installed on PCs, steals passwords, credit-card numbers and uses it to relay spam and to hack other computers from. And thinking that it doesn't affect you because you're not stupid enough to open email attachments nor to visit 'alternative' websites won't get you anywhere, as the malicious code has been injected onto many important websites, including those of search engines, banks, online shops etc.
The statements of the security companies makes it clear, by recommending users use another browser instead of IE (like Mozilla Firefox, for example). Take action now !
And on an ending note, I just thought I'd say a late Happy Birthday to Sophia, who celebrated on the 13th June. For those of you from the Erasmus year 2000/01 you will remember her as the blonder of the two english girls :)
Surf Safely
Thursday, June 17, 2004
Basking in the Sun
No, not at the moment, but last week on the shores of Valencia. Even came back with a bit of suntan. This is also the reason why all the news gets put into this post (albeit briefly).
In a bid to aid pandas bred in captivity to understand the idea of mating, researchers have been showing films of other pandas 'at it' to give them the gist, and it seems to be working. Who said pornos weren't good for you? :)
Now that Mars has been visited by various robots, and plans are afoot to put people on it soon, the next logical step is that they can grow their own food. Therefore it's no surprise that NASA is preparing to put the british strawberry on the planet. So now there is another requirement to wannabe astronauts - they must like strawberries, as that's all they're going to be eating during their time on the planet.
Yet another scientific project has come up with earth-changing results. This time sheep are determined to prefer happy people to sad people. They obviously learnt this by looking at the face of the farmer before he took them away for lamb chops.
Police in Wiltshire are embracing the internet for useful purposes, as can be seen by the example of their stolen gnome appeal.
Web services, always trying to be helpful, sometimes don't quite have the desired effect that was intended. Take, for example, the Amazon "related items" feature. Children looking for Spot the Dog toys, may be surprised to find links to female ejaculation and the G-spot. Not quite what they were expecting, I think. Go on, have a try, and see what else you can find.
I really am considering creating a seperate column for the goings-on in Italy as no sooner has it been made illegal to send spam to mobile phones (with prison sentences and fines as a result) than the country's 'leader' mass SMSs all the mobile phones in the country telling them to vote. Apart from the fact that lots of those phone owners were not elegible to vote, it's also a very sly move at influencing the voters prior to the election. But, no doubt, he will be exempt from this law, like with all the others he seems to be flouting nowadays.
Taling about mass mailing, an IT security company sent out an email to all of it's customers stating the dangers of not protecting confidential data. Fine you would say - but not if it forgot to BCC all the addresses, and therefore sent out all the names of it's subscribers in the mail. Very clever.
Keep informed
No, not at the moment, but last week on the shores of Valencia. Even came back with a bit of suntan. This is also the reason why all the news gets put into this post (albeit briefly).
In a bid to aid pandas bred in captivity to understand the idea of mating, researchers have been showing films of other pandas 'at it' to give them the gist, and it seems to be working. Who said pornos weren't good for you? :)
Now that Mars has been visited by various robots, and plans are afoot to put people on it soon, the next logical step is that they can grow their own food. Therefore it's no surprise that NASA is preparing to put the british strawberry on the planet. So now there is another requirement to wannabe astronauts - they must like strawberries, as that's all they're going to be eating during their time on the planet.
Yet another scientific project has come up with earth-changing results. This time sheep are determined to prefer happy people to sad people. They obviously learnt this by looking at the face of the farmer before he took them away for lamb chops.
Police in Wiltshire are embracing the internet for useful purposes, as can be seen by the example of their stolen gnome appeal.
Web services, always trying to be helpful, sometimes don't quite have the desired effect that was intended. Take, for example, the Amazon "related items" feature. Children looking for Spot the Dog toys, may be surprised to find links to female ejaculation and the G-spot. Not quite what they were expecting, I think. Go on, have a try, and see what else you can find.
I really am considering creating a seperate column for the goings-on in Italy as no sooner has it been made illegal to send spam to mobile phones (with prison sentences and fines as a result) than the country's 'leader' mass SMSs all the mobile phones in the country telling them to vote. Apart from the fact that lots of those phone owners were not elegible to vote, it's also a very sly move at influencing the voters prior to the election. But, no doubt, he will be exempt from this law, like with all the others he seems to be flouting nowadays.
Taling about mass mailing, an IT security company sent out an email to all of it's customers stating the dangers of not protecting confidential data. Fine you would say - but not if it forgot to BCC all the addresses, and therefore sent out all the names of it's subscribers in the mail. Very clever.
Keep informed
Saturday, June 05, 2004
Venus, Duck Dialects, and bad Music Labels
For those of you looking out of your windows next Tuesday (actually, you shouldn't look directly at it, better to see it over the internet) you might see a spot moving across the face of the sun. This is Venus and it is the first occasion to see it since 1882, so it's not to be missed.
After previous valuable studies such as "Why cornflakes go soggy in milk" and "How to make the perfect beer without head" Middlesex University have released a study which claims that ducks have regional accents. So that obviously explains why the ones from the south go about with the latest fashion feathers and say "quark" (cheesy german yoghurt) instead of "quack", whilst those in the north steal the rubber rings off the toy speedboats whilst asking for bread.
After all the trouble the music labels are going to to stop people downloading music over the internet (eg threatening 79 year old women with court, even though she's never used a computer, and a 5 year old girl who was looking for information for her homework), it's good to see them take a taste of their own medicine. Camden (London borough) has taken out an order of antisocial behaviour against BMG and Sony, for putting up illegal posters all over the area instead of buying advertising space.
And last but not least, I would like to wish all those who have exams all the best, and that they have all the success they need (Olga and Albakra to mention a couple).
That's all from me
For those of you looking out of your windows next Tuesday (actually, you shouldn't look directly at it, better to see it over the internet) you might see a spot moving across the face of the sun. This is Venus and it is the first occasion to see it since 1882, so it's not to be missed.
After previous valuable studies such as "Why cornflakes go soggy in milk" and "How to make the perfect beer without head" Middlesex University have released a study which claims that ducks have regional accents. So that obviously explains why the ones from the south go about with the latest fashion feathers and say "quark" (cheesy german yoghurt) instead of "quack", whilst those in the north steal the rubber rings off the toy speedboats whilst asking for bread.
After all the trouble the music labels are going to to stop people downloading music over the internet (eg threatening 79 year old women with court, even though she's never used a computer, and a 5 year old girl who was looking for information for her homework), it's good to see them take a taste of their own medicine. Camden (London borough) has taken out an order of antisocial behaviour against BMG and Sony, for putting up illegal posters all over the area instead of buying advertising space.
And last but not least, I would like to wish all those who have exams all the best, and that they have all the success they need (Olga and Albakra to mention a couple).
That's all from me
Saturday, May 29, 2004
Edible Ants, FBI Faults, Anglo-Franco Bridge and Murder in the Chatroom
With the widely acclaimed British entrepreneurial spirit, a company has finalised an order for 500 kilos of colombian culonas "fat-ass" ants. What are they going to do with these creatures? - make them into lollies and crispy snacks of course.
After the atrocity in Madrid, not much else has become public knowledge except for the blowing up of the suspects when the police got too close. Well, in an effort to show how the reliance on technology over good old intuition has become too much - even to the scale that the bombings could possibly have been foiled beforehand, check out this article at TheRegister. Basically, when detonators were found, and the local police could not find any leads, the FBI were called in, who used a badly scanned copy of the fingerprints to match up an American who has not even been to Spain ! Feeling safe in the knowledge that they had their man, the real terrorists were able to carry on with their plotting in peace, to the end of the carnage that we saw on march 11th. Afterwards, the spanish police managed to match the fingerprints to one of the bombers that blew himself up. But what if they had found this link beforehand, with a real look at the fingerprints, could it have been averted? I'll let you decide.
Now onto France where a bridge constructed to cross a river has broken records by being taller than the Eiffel Tower. Yes, yet another example of British and French cooperation in making another marvel come to light (previous firsts include the Channel Tunnel and Concorde).
Something a bit macabre now, in that a boy of just 14 wrote, over months, an intricate story of online friendships and spying which resulted in him and a friend going to a store in Manchester to buy a kitchen knife whereby the friend killed him. The fact that it was already planned out on his home computer shows that he was obviously escaping reality with his pennings and then, fatefully, trying to make them into reality itself.
Onto a few hellos and goodbyes. Susi who was here for a while, left yesterday morning to go back to Valencia where she is looking for work. Luca also came over to visit recently and goes home later this afternoon to his home town in Italy. Andrea (the colombian) left yesterday to go and visit a friend in Madrid, so here's hoping that she enjoys the great weather and hospitality that Spain offers. We say hello again to Pili (from 2002) who is coming over to visit Fabrizzio today for a break from her work in Italy.
Okay, I think that's most of the news from this end, time to go out and enjoy the hot weather.
Stay Cool
With the widely acclaimed British entrepreneurial spirit, a company has finalised an order for 500 kilos of colombian culonas "fat-ass" ants. What are they going to do with these creatures? - make them into lollies and crispy snacks of course.
After the atrocity in Madrid, not much else has become public knowledge except for the blowing up of the suspects when the police got too close. Well, in an effort to show how the reliance on technology over good old intuition has become too much - even to the scale that the bombings could possibly have been foiled beforehand, check out this article at TheRegister. Basically, when detonators were found, and the local police could not find any leads, the FBI were called in, who used a badly scanned copy of the fingerprints to match up an American who has not even been to Spain ! Feeling safe in the knowledge that they had their man, the real terrorists were able to carry on with their plotting in peace, to the end of the carnage that we saw on march 11th. Afterwards, the spanish police managed to match the fingerprints to one of the bombers that blew himself up. But what if they had found this link beforehand, with a real look at the fingerprints, could it have been averted? I'll let you decide.
Now onto France where a bridge constructed to cross a river has broken records by being taller than the Eiffel Tower. Yes, yet another example of British and French cooperation in making another marvel come to light (previous firsts include the Channel Tunnel and Concorde).
Something a bit macabre now, in that a boy of just 14 wrote, over months, an intricate story of online friendships and spying which resulted in him and a friend going to a store in Manchester to buy a kitchen knife whereby the friend killed him. The fact that it was already planned out on his home computer shows that he was obviously escaping reality with his pennings and then, fatefully, trying to make them into reality itself.
Onto a few hellos and goodbyes. Susi who was here for a while, left yesterday morning to go back to Valencia where she is looking for work. Luca also came over to visit recently and goes home later this afternoon to his home town in Italy. Andrea (the colombian) left yesterday to go and visit a friend in Madrid, so here's hoping that she enjoys the great weather and hospitality that Spain offers. We say hello again to Pili (from 2002) who is coming over to visit Fabrizzio today for a break from her work in Italy.
Okay, I think that's most of the news from this end, time to go out and enjoy the hot weather.
Stay Cool
Thursday, May 27, 2004
Another Football Win
No sooner had I celebrated Valencia winning the double (UEFA and league), than Mainz's own team got promoted into the first division of the german league. You can imagine the amount of noise on the streets here over the following couple of days. Anyway, well done Mainz 05.
Maybe speaking prematurely, but Britta should have handed in her diplomarbeit today (otherwise it will be handed in tomorrow). The long and tiring journey for her, will like it did for us, finally be over. Party tomorrow then...
Going back in time a bit, newly released records show that President Nixon was often too drunk to have a conversation with the British PM about the Arab-Israeli war when it was at it's most critical point. Nice to see that power doesn't go to your head.
Now for those of you wanting a different kind of perk at work, try following the danish example. The firm gives free subscriptions to web porn sites to it's workers. I say no more.
So, as we come to the end of another week, I just wish all the lad's in Bologna all the best, and not to forget the rest of us stuck in other countries, and wish a lot of luck to all who have exams in the near future.
Study hard
No sooner had I celebrated Valencia winning the double (UEFA and league), than Mainz's own team got promoted into the first division of the german league. You can imagine the amount of noise on the streets here over the following couple of days. Anyway, well done Mainz 05.
Maybe speaking prematurely, but Britta should have handed in her diplomarbeit today (otherwise it will be handed in tomorrow). The long and tiring journey for her, will like it did for us, finally be over. Party tomorrow then...
Going back in time a bit, newly released records show that President Nixon was often too drunk to have a conversation with the British PM about the Arab-Israeli war when it was at it's most critical point. Nice to see that power doesn't go to your head.
Now for those of you wanting a different kind of perk at work, try following the danish example. The firm gives free subscriptions to web porn sites to it's workers. I say no more.
So, as we come to the end of another week, I just wish all the lad's in Bologna all the best, and not to forget the rest of us stuck in other countries, and wish a lot of luck to all who have exams in the near future.
Study hard
Saturday, May 22, 2004
The bike-unfriendly city of Mainz
I thought I'd dedicate this post to a recent study that took place in Germany about the most bike-friendly cities in the country. Mainz came in at the top of the middle group. Basically, the total distance of bike-lanes was counted, and along with other factors, provided the source for the ratings.
As a cyclist that has to travel 15kms a day through this city, I wanted to give an alternative point of view of someone who has to put up with the unfriendliness and downright dangerous driving of the car owners in this city. And so I will be using the same criteria that the ADAC test used, but giving a proper perspective.
1) Few deaths or severe injuries of cyclists.
Well, having not died yet, I can't confirm or deny this, but all it shows is that the drivers manage to brake before a fatality occurs. It does not reflect how many actual injuries take place.
2)Many one-way streets allow bikes in the opposite direction of the traffic.
Okay, it makes the journey shorter as there are too many one-way streets anyway, but it means that you have cars coming towards you that don't seem to know that you're allowed to cycle in the opposite direction, and thus try to run you down, or at the very least force you to pull into the side as they drive in the middle of the road hooting at you.
3)Roads which allow cyclists to cycle next to another, and where cars have a reduced speed limit for.
Reduced speed? That's a laugh, they seem to think it's a second lane with no traffic in and so go faster than normal! Apart from that, nearly every day I have some car park or wait in the cycle lane in front of me, causing me to go out into the (very fast) car lane.
4)30-zones and speed-reducing measures.
First of all, let's look at the speed zones. Has anyone ever seen a car do 30km/h that hasn't been parking? I think it has something to do with the limitless motorways, but only a police presence has any effect here. Sleeping policemen (bumps in the road) are another thing. These affect the stability of cyclists (especially in places they have to signal to turn off) whilst the cars just reduce their tyre pressure and fly over them.
5)Parallel routes going through inhabited areas instead of through uninhabited ones makes for better safety.
Fine, but show me where they are. Lots of the bike paths here go through fields where there aren't any inhabitants for miles, and save following a much much longer route going into the city centre and then out again. Also, it's not a matter of it being inhabited, rather being lit up. As it's hard to find lights on any roads, this makes the safety of the cyclist plummit, even if people do live nearby, at night they won't see anything.
6)Lots of bike parking places in the centre.
Many there are, but it's the type that matters. Most of them are only a little wheel-holder affair that lets you stand your bike up if it doesn't have it's own stand, but you can only lock your front wheel to it if at all (which with the popular quick-release systems, is hardly going to protect someone from stealing the bike).
7)Possibility to take bikes on the public transport at no extra cost.
Let's check this first. The old trams have doorways that prevent bikes, wheelchairs and prams from entering. The S-Bahn also prohibits them (or makes it that you can't get out of the station at the other end with them). The new trams and buses do make it easy to take bikes on, but they do not provide space for them once they're on. At each doorway either a bike, wheelchar or pram can stand, but this prevents other people from getting on or off the transport. This leads to tension between the passengers and the bike-owners.
8)Bike rallies each month.
Okay, I'll give them this one, as I haven't partaken in one I can't comment.
9)Tested roads sometimes of bad quality.
Another understatement of the year. Having drains, holes, lamp-posts and signs in the middle of the cycle lanes and having to mount and demount the pavement every five metres is not my idea of good quality lanes. And I'm not just talking about some of the lanes, I haven't found a single one that does not have one or more of the aforementioned problems with the quality of the road.
10)Narrow cycle lanes blocked by cars and shared by pedestrians.
Coming back to the number one cause of cycle frustration here, the drivers do not respect cyclists. They park wherever they want to, opening their doors without looking, causing the cyclist to take action to avoid an accident. Pedestrians also seem oblivious to cyclists, as they walk looking down at the ground, reading their newspaper, or talking amongst themselves, meaning the cyclist has to go out of his lane onto the pedestrian part to avoid conflict, and then has the next pedestrian have a go at him for being out of his lane in the first place!
11)Sometimes the cycle lanes are too narrow.
Okay, so who manages to sit astride their bike and not have a width of more than 50cms? Why such narrow cycle lanes are created, I don't know. It just leads to cars assuming we can stay in such a narrow lane and thus driving right up close because "they're in their lane". Why not just have the road without markings, and let the cyclists ride as normal road users. If the street really is that narrow, what's the point of letting cars though it in the first place?
12)Few functioning bike stands at the train station.
Few? How about none. On top of that, they've prohibited the leaning or locking of bikes against the telegraph poles in this area. So what do you do - stand it against a wall and lock the wheel to the frame - hardly a safe option.
That's it for the ADAC test, how about a few points of my own:
13)Not having trees with thorns line the cycle paths. Every day I have to pick thorns from my tires because these trees and bushes have somehow been chosen to line every cycle-way.
14)Have traffic lights give enough time for people/bikes to cross, and the interval between them changing not be greater than 5 minutes (not like the one at HBf-West then, that is red for 10 mins and then changes to green for 30 seconds).
Well, there you have it, The real Cyclists Guide to Mainz
I thought I'd dedicate this post to a recent study that took place in Germany about the most bike-friendly cities in the country. Mainz came in at the top of the middle group. Basically, the total distance of bike-lanes was counted, and along with other factors, provided the source for the ratings.
As a cyclist that has to travel 15kms a day through this city, I wanted to give an alternative point of view of someone who has to put up with the unfriendliness and downright dangerous driving of the car owners in this city. And so I will be using the same criteria that the ADAC test used, but giving a proper perspective.
1) Few deaths or severe injuries of cyclists.
Well, having not died yet, I can't confirm or deny this, but all it shows is that the drivers manage to brake before a fatality occurs. It does not reflect how many actual injuries take place.
2)Many one-way streets allow bikes in the opposite direction of the traffic.
Okay, it makes the journey shorter as there are too many one-way streets anyway, but it means that you have cars coming towards you that don't seem to know that you're allowed to cycle in the opposite direction, and thus try to run you down, or at the very least force you to pull into the side as they drive in the middle of the road hooting at you.
3)Roads which allow cyclists to cycle next to another, and where cars have a reduced speed limit for.
Reduced speed? That's a laugh, they seem to think it's a second lane with no traffic in and so go faster than normal! Apart from that, nearly every day I have some car park or wait in the cycle lane in front of me, causing me to go out into the (very fast) car lane.
4)30-zones and speed-reducing measures.
First of all, let's look at the speed zones. Has anyone ever seen a car do 30km/h that hasn't been parking? I think it has something to do with the limitless motorways, but only a police presence has any effect here. Sleeping policemen (bumps in the road) are another thing. These affect the stability of cyclists (especially in places they have to signal to turn off) whilst the cars just reduce their tyre pressure and fly over them.
5)Parallel routes going through inhabited areas instead of through uninhabited ones makes for better safety.
Fine, but show me where they are. Lots of the bike paths here go through fields where there aren't any inhabitants for miles, and save following a much much longer route going into the city centre and then out again. Also, it's not a matter of it being inhabited, rather being lit up. As it's hard to find lights on any roads, this makes the safety of the cyclist plummit, even if people do live nearby, at night they won't see anything.
6)Lots of bike parking places in the centre.
Many there are, but it's the type that matters. Most of them are only a little wheel-holder affair that lets you stand your bike up if it doesn't have it's own stand, but you can only lock your front wheel to it if at all (which with the popular quick-release systems, is hardly going to protect someone from stealing the bike).
7)Possibility to take bikes on the public transport at no extra cost.
Let's check this first. The old trams have doorways that prevent bikes, wheelchairs and prams from entering. The S-Bahn also prohibits them (or makes it that you can't get out of the station at the other end with them). The new trams and buses do make it easy to take bikes on, but they do not provide space for them once they're on. At each doorway either a bike, wheelchar or pram can stand, but this prevents other people from getting on or off the transport. This leads to tension between the passengers and the bike-owners.
8)Bike rallies each month.
Okay, I'll give them this one, as I haven't partaken in one I can't comment.
9)Tested roads sometimes of bad quality.
Another understatement of the year. Having drains, holes, lamp-posts and signs in the middle of the cycle lanes and having to mount and demount the pavement every five metres is not my idea of good quality lanes. And I'm not just talking about some of the lanes, I haven't found a single one that does not have one or more of the aforementioned problems with the quality of the road.
10)Narrow cycle lanes blocked by cars and shared by pedestrians.
Coming back to the number one cause of cycle frustration here, the drivers do not respect cyclists. They park wherever they want to, opening their doors without looking, causing the cyclist to take action to avoid an accident. Pedestrians also seem oblivious to cyclists, as they walk looking down at the ground, reading their newspaper, or talking amongst themselves, meaning the cyclist has to go out of his lane onto the pedestrian part to avoid conflict, and then has the next pedestrian have a go at him for being out of his lane in the first place!
11)Sometimes the cycle lanes are too narrow.
Okay, so who manages to sit astride their bike and not have a width of more than 50cms? Why such narrow cycle lanes are created, I don't know. It just leads to cars assuming we can stay in such a narrow lane and thus driving right up close because "they're in their lane". Why not just have the road without markings, and let the cyclists ride as normal road users. If the street really is that narrow, what's the point of letting cars though it in the first place?
12)Few functioning bike stands at the train station.
Few? How about none. On top of that, they've prohibited the leaning or locking of bikes against the telegraph poles in this area. So what do you do - stand it against a wall and lock the wheel to the frame - hardly a safe option.
That's it for the ADAC test, how about a few points of my own:
13)Not having trees with thorns line the cycle paths. Every day I have to pick thorns from my tires because these trees and bushes have somehow been chosen to line every cycle-way.
14)Have traffic lights give enough time for people/bikes to cross, and the interval between them changing not be greater than 5 minutes (not like the one at HBf-West then, that is red for 10 mins and then changes to green for 30 seconds).
Well, there you have it, The real Cyclists Guide to Mainz
Thursday, May 20, 2004
Prophecy comes true?
I'm not one to scaremonger or spread false information about like grass seeds (I never spread them out anyway). However, after my recent post questioning the use of the Ten Commandments on certain people up on high (no, not that far up, even though they think they are, I mean 'elected' presidents of large nations) I can't believe it's only coincidence that a plague of locusts (ok, they're really cicadas) is sweeping across America. Maybe what goes around does come around...
Now as a country with so much to offer (landscapes and food at least) Italy has a lot going for it. However, like all countries, it has it's downsides as well. But I've covered most of them in previous posts, what I want to mention today is that a new law has been passed there to make it a criminal offense for people to upload or download copyrighted material over the internet (ie P2P networks). Starting from now, anyone caught downloading films or music can expect between six months and three years in proson on top of the fine. Of course, I suppose if a certain leader were to do it, there would also be a law passed to exonerate him...
Anyway, on a lighter note, the weather's looking more like summer now here in Mainz. Meaning at ten o'clock at night 24 degrees is not unusual. Just hope that it doesn't continue like this until september...
Birthday announcements again (maybe I should make this a seperate section of the website...) Amir (again, friend from home) celebrated his, um, next birthday on the 19th (yesterday). So here's hoping he celebrated it in style (and as I know him, I'm sure he did).
Also, Leanna (who's over in London at the moment for her sister's graduation) will celebrate hers later on this week. Maybe we'll see some photos afterwards...
Okay, now I've had my fun for the holiday that is today in Germany, best get out to enjoy the sun.
Tan well...
I'm not one to scaremonger or spread false information about like grass seeds (I never spread them out anyway). However, after my recent post questioning the use of the Ten Commandments on certain people up on high (no, not that far up, even though they think they are, I mean 'elected' presidents of large nations) I can't believe it's only coincidence that a plague of locusts (ok, they're really cicadas) is sweeping across America. Maybe what goes around does come around...
Now as a country with so much to offer (landscapes and food at least) Italy has a lot going for it. However, like all countries, it has it's downsides as well. But I've covered most of them in previous posts, what I want to mention today is that a new law has been passed there to make it a criminal offense for people to upload or download copyrighted material over the internet (ie P2P networks). Starting from now, anyone caught downloading films or music can expect between six months and three years in proson on top of the fine. Of course, I suppose if a certain leader were to do it, there would also be a law passed to exonerate him...
Anyway, on a lighter note, the weather's looking more like summer now here in Mainz. Meaning at ten o'clock at night 24 degrees is not unusual. Just hope that it doesn't continue like this until september...
Birthday announcements again (maybe I should make this a seperate section of the website...) Amir (again, friend from home) celebrated his, um, next birthday on the 19th (yesterday). So here's hoping he celebrated it in style (and as I know him, I'm sure he did).
Also, Leanna (who's over in London at the moment for her sister's graduation) will celebrate hers later on this week. Maybe we'll see some photos afterwards...
Okay, now I've had my fun for the holiday that is today in Germany, best get out to enjoy the sun.
Tan well...
Sunday, May 16, 2004
Food for Thought
Ever get the feeling that your government is not working for you any more? I seem to find myself in this situation more and more often recently. Not specifically my government, but the governments that make up this world.
Those of you who have the opportunity, watch Panorama on tv tonight in the UK (2215 BST). It's amazing that after so many atrocities, some people still don't think that it affects them.
For those americans amongst you that are fed up with the 'elected' president's way of things. Maybe you should get yourself across the atlantic to see the new film by Michael Moore "Fahrenheit 9/11" and see why your government is trying to stop you watching it.
Ending on a happy note. The European Parliament has voted to insist on the immediate release of all hostages of the guerillas and paramilitaries in Colombia. Let's see if words are mightier than the sword...
Before I forget (ok, it's already late I know) we had a few birthdays recently. Namely Carlota on the second of the month, and Will from home on the tenth. So all together now - happy birthday to you...
Stay young
Ever get the feeling that your government is not working for you any more? I seem to find myself in this situation more and more often recently. Not specifically my government, but the governments that make up this world.
Those of you who have the opportunity, watch Panorama on tv tonight in the UK (2215 BST). It's amazing that after so many atrocities, some people still don't think that it affects them.
For those americans amongst you that are fed up with the 'elected' president's way of things. Maybe you should get yourself across the atlantic to see the new film by Michael Moore "Fahrenheit 9/11" and see why your government is trying to stop you watching it.
Ending on a happy note. The European Parliament has voted to insist on the immediate release of all hostages of the guerillas and paramilitaries in Colombia. Let's see if words are mightier than the sword...
Before I forget (ok, it's already late I know) we had a few birthdays recently. Namely Carlota on the second of the month, and Will from home on the tenth. So all together now - happy birthday to you...
Stay young
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
So little time, so much to do
No sooner had Jordi left Mainz, than Laura, Giulia and Ale came over for a visit for a few days.
Not sure quite what they got up to during the few days they were here, except for finding a complex method to decide who sleeps where each night. Carlos made some great flour tortillas and chicken with sauces that we ate when I finally managed to meet up with them on sunday evening.
As per the title, not enough time to tell everything that has been happening, will try again before the weekend...
Til then
No sooner had Jordi left Mainz, than Laura, Giulia and Ale came over for a visit for a few days.
Not sure quite what they got up to during the few days they were here, except for finding a complex method to decide who sleeps where each night. Carlos made some great flour tortillas and chicken with sauces that we ate when I finally managed to meet up with them on sunday evening.
As per the title, not enough time to tell everything that has been happening, will try again before the weekend...
Til then
Friday, April 30, 2004
Farewell and Abuses of Power
First off, after Jordi handed in his Diplomarbeit on Tuesday, this morning saw (speaking theoretically - nobody was up at this time anyway) him leave off for Valencia (or was it Austria...?) in his fully-laden car. Around about now he should be crossing the border into Spain. We wish him all the best in his future occupation (anyone interested in golf course apartments?).
Yesterday saw Olga get a year older. Not that you would notice it (phew, that addition saved my bacon). Celebrations were held at Quartier Mayence (although the promised dancing on tables didn't happen...). So in case you forgot, you could still get away with wishing her a belated happy birthday today.
Talking about birthdays, both Nick from home, and Julio from Malaga had their's last week, so here's wishing them all the best.
Now onto the news.
After the revelation that a train driver of Japan's Bullet Train fell asleep whilst travelling at 300 km an hour, a pilot of said country decided that he could beat that, and did so twice whilst piloting a 767 Jumbo. Makes you just feel really safe whilst up in the sky, doesn't it.
Talking about planes, on my way back from Stansted on Wednesday I had an interesting flight. Firstly, due to the fog at the aiport, we were delayed on the runway 40 minutes, constantly starting and stopping the engines. Then when we finally got into the air we had so many bumps that the seatbelt sign only went off for 5 minutes in total. Apart from that, lightning hitting the wing outside my window just made me feel all relaxed when we landed. No really.
Anyone thinking that Berlusconi already has too much power in his country must be really sweating now that a new media law allowing him to control more of the media himself has just been passed. Will this (did someone say dictatorship?) ever end?
Shocking news, as photos have been released of US soldiers abusing their prisoners in Iraq, stripping them naked and wiring their genitals up to an electricity supply. If this is what they are trying to show the inhabitants of the country they have to look forward to with the new regime, no wonder they are having problems controlling the place.
A couple of things are to note here. Firstly, that the soldiers have apparently been asking their superiors for rules and regulations regarding PoWs, but have so far been denied them. So we're getting men who are trained to kill to look after the needs of prisoners - first mistake. Secondly, that even if they didn't have rules of the Geneva Convention to hand, surely they must have realised that torturing the prisoners and videoing it as well wouldn't be anywhere on that list. I'm only guessing, but wouldn't a bit of good old Common Sense be required here. Please, just a bit. Maybe we should start writing a list of things that are generally considered bad to do to people in your trust, and send it to the troops. Even better, considering they are representing a good upstanding god-fearing nation, maybe the Ten Commandments would be appropriate.
Now we all know that in England talking about one's feelings is not the done thing. We seem to get embarrassed, go red in the face, and try to change the subject. However, a new law coming into force this week stops children from being able to kiss. Gone are those days of snogging behind the bike sheds, fumblings at the school disco, and spin-the-bottle then.
As of midnight tonight, the European Union becomes 10 countries larger. Well, to be precise, nine-and-a-half. As Cyprus is half Greek, half Turkish, only the former half becomes a part of the EU. That will give customs controllers a headache then, stopping free trade between two parts of the same country.
Well, that's about it for now, time to relax again.
Stay Cool
First off, after Jordi handed in his Diplomarbeit on Tuesday, this morning saw (speaking theoretically - nobody was up at this time anyway) him leave off for Valencia (or was it Austria...?) in his fully-laden car. Around about now he should be crossing the border into Spain. We wish him all the best in his future occupation (anyone interested in golf course apartments?).
Yesterday saw Olga get a year older. Not that you would notice it (phew, that addition saved my bacon). Celebrations were held at Quartier Mayence (although the promised dancing on tables didn't happen...). So in case you forgot, you could still get away with wishing her a belated happy birthday today.
Talking about birthdays, both Nick from home, and Julio from Malaga had their's last week, so here's wishing them all the best.
Now onto the news.
After the revelation that a train driver of Japan's Bullet Train fell asleep whilst travelling at 300 km an hour, a pilot of said country decided that he could beat that, and did so twice whilst piloting a 767 Jumbo. Makes you just feel really safe whilst up in the sky, doesn't it.
Talking about planes, on my way back from Stansted on Wednesday I had an interesting flight. Firstly, due to the fog at the aiport, we were delayed on the runway 40 minutes, constantly starting and stopping the engines. Then when we finally got into the air we had so many bumps that the seatbelt sign only went off for 5 minutes in total. Apart from that, lightning hitting the wing outside my window just made me feel all relaxed when we landed. No really.
Anyone thinking that Berlusconi already has too much power in his country must be really sweating now that a new media law allowing him to control more of the media himself has just been passed. Will this (did someone say dictatorship?) ever end?
Shocking news, as photos have been released of US soldiers abusing their prisoners in Iraq, stripping them naked and wiring their genitals up to an electricity supply. If this is what they are trying to show the inhabitants of the country they have to look forward to with the new regime, no wonder they are having problems controlling the place.
A couple of things are to note here. Firstly, that the soldiers have apparently been asking their superiors for rules and regulations regarding PoWs, but have so far been denied them. So we're getting men who are trained to kill to look after the needs of prisoners - first mistake. Secondly, that even if they didn't have rules of the Geneva Convention to hand, surely they must have realised that torturing the prisoners and videoing it as well wouldn't be anywhere on that list. I'm only guessing, but wouldn't a bit of good old Common Sense be required here. Please, just a bit. Maybe we should start writing a list of things that are generally considered bad to do to people in your trust, and send it to the troops. Even better, considering they are representing a good upstanding god-fearing nation, maybe the Ten Commandments would be appropriate.
Now we all know that in England talking about one's feelings is not the done thing. We seem to get embarrassed, go red in the face, and try to change the subject. However, a new law coming into force this week stops children from being able to kiss. Gone are those days of snogging behind the bike sheds, fumblings at the school disco, and spin-the-bottle then.
As of midnight tonight, the European Union becomes 10 countries larger. Well, to be precise, nine-and-a-half. As Cyprus is half Greek, half Turkish, only the former half becomes a part of the EU. That will give customs controllers a headache then, stopping free trade between two parts of the same country.
Well, that's about it for now, time to relax again.
Stay Cool
Friday, April 23, 2004
Missing Post and Dangerous Loads
I have been wondering for a while now why it is I haven't received any letters through the post, until I read about a German postman taking packets and selling the artefacts on eBay. What he might want with lots of postcards saying how the weather in Spain is lovely, I don't know, but maybe that's why I haven't got any for a while...
Having heard about the rail cash in North Korea, my attention wasn't immediately drawn, as crashes happen all over the world, and I didn't know anyone there. However, reports out from Red Cross stating the number of people killed don't give the full picture, until you read about how many houses were flattened (1850) and how many seriously damaged (6350). Then the scale of this blast begins to dawn. It was huge. Over six thousand houses seriously damaged, allowing for about three people in an average house (I have no idea what the actual statistics for this country are) that means about twenty thousand people living nearby were affected !
What else is new...a night out was organised yesterday, whereby we met up at the Uni and had a few drinks, but the Mainzer Kolleg Bar was shut, Kultur Cafe had one person dancing in it (well, I say dancing, more a type of square movement of the feet to a three tempo) and the Studihaus was overfull. So we ended up in the Inter II bar, where it seemed it was a male-only night. Highlight of the evening of course, was Jordi telling a particularly annoying guy to wipe non-existant dirt from his mouth.
Oh, it was meant to be a secret, but I think people are finding out now, that Javi (Saverio to you and me) has arrived for the weekend. Expect a drink in his honour.
Don't let the weather get you down
I have been wondering for a while now why it is I haven't received any letters through the post, until I read about a German postman taking packets and selling the artefacts on eBay. What he might want with lots of postcards saying how the weather in Spain is lovely, I don't know, but maybe that's why I haven't got any for a while...
Having heard about the rail cash in North Korea, my attention wasn't immediately drawn, as crashes happen all over the world, and I didn't know anyone there. However, reports out from Red Cross stating the number of people killed don't give the full picture, until you read about how many houses were flattened (1850) and how many seriously damaged (6350). Then the scale of this blast begins to dawn. It was huge. Over six thousand houses seriously damaged, allowing for about three people in an average house (I have no idea what the actual statistics for this country are) that means about twenty thousand people living nearby were affected !
What else is new...a night out was organised yesterday, whereby we met up at the Uni and had a few drinks, but the Mainzer Kolleg Bar was shut, Kultur Cafe had one person dancing in it (well, I say dancing, more a type of square movement of the feet to a three tempo) and the Studihaus was overfull. So we ended up in the Inter II bar, where it seemed it was a male-only night. Highlight of the evening of course, was Jordi telling a particularly annoying guy to wipe non-existant dirt from his mouth.
Oh, it was meant to be a secret, but I think people are finding out now, that Javi (Saverio to you and me) has arrived for the weekend. Expect a drink in his honour.
Don't let the weather get you down
Thursday, April 22, 2004
Naked Sushi and Multilingual Virii
China has shut down a restaurant offering sushi served up on the nearly-naked bodies of young women. Obviously there was some concern about the hygiene of the girls, although one has to wonder if the use of chopsticks to eat from the bodies maybe considered as torture.
We've all heard of surgery to make our bodies look younger. Now you can also be operated on to make you sound younger too. Why men need to pay for that is a mystery, when all they have to do is forget a special date and let their girlfriends kick them where it hurts, and they can talk with a high pitch for free.
As the next version of the current series of computer virii, Netsky-X is special. Other varients have used newer improved tactics to make the recipients open the infected attachments, but this latest one has gone one step further. It now supports a variety of languages. Yes, the author of X has been visiting the online translator service of Babelfish to make foreign recipients feel more at home when being infected. Expect version Y to come out in Zulu and infect the nomadic tribes of southern africa...
For lovers of all things mafiosi, alleged leaders of the mafia are in court for following the film Donnie Brasco and killing the members that let the FBI agent into their family. If you haven't got a clue what I'm talking about, read the article and watch the film.
The weather's hot, the girls are taking off their clothing, could it be summer? Then again, maybe I should try to stop daydreaming :)
Keep cool
China has shut down a restaurant offering sushi served up on the nearly-naked bodies of young women. Obviously there was some concern about the hygiene of the girls, although one has to wonder if the use of chopsticks to eat from the bodies maybe considered as torture.
We've all heard of surgery to make our bodies look younger. Now you can also be operated on to make you sound younger too. Why men need to pay for that is a mystery, when all they have to do is forget a special date and let their girlfriends kick them where it hurts, and they can talk with a high pitch for free.
As the next version of the current series of computer virii, Netsky-X is special. Other varients have used newer improved tactics to make the recipients open the infected attachments, but this latest one has gone one step further. It now supports a variety of languages. Yes, the author of X has been visiting the online translator service of Babelfish to make foreign recipients feel more at home when being infected. Expect version Y to come out in Zulu and infect the nomadic tribes of southern africa...
For lovers of all things mafiosi, alleged leaders of the mafia are in court for following the film Donnie Brasco and killing the members that let the FBI agent into their family. If you haven't got a clue what I'm talking about, read the article and watch the film.
The weather's hot, the girls are taking off their clothing, could it be summer? Then again, maybe I should try to stop daydreaming :)
Keep cool
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
Hello
Mainz is filling up again as new students arrive for the start of the new semester. One of note is Andrea who arrived at the weekend from Barranquilla. Let's hope she gets used to the German way of life soon, and fills out all those forms...
Not new, but Albe and Paolo have come to visit us in Mainz for the next five days, flying from Sardinia, where Albe has been fattened up by the family of Paolo (not sure if they were planning on roasting him afterwards...)
Now to the news. Gravitational effects are being tested with a launch today of a plastic sheet and some balls. No seriously. A lot of thought and preperation has gone into making the balls the nearest to perfect spheres, with the plastic sheet being taken from a trampoline. Ok, that last bit was made up.
In the UK a woman is seeking divorce because her husband has been taking Viagra and she can't control him. It's a good job they don't live on a farm, is all I can say.
Onto Latin America. Whilst most of the news is focusing on the kidnappings in Iraq, the thousands happening a year in Mexico are not being noticed. The BBC has a report on one of the kidnap negotiators. Maybe with this in the media, some more people might take notice and try to help stop it.
The 'hand of God' is being given a second meaning at the moment, with Diego Maradona relying on it whilst in hospital with various problems including with his breathing and high blood pressure. I recommend following the link to see his life through pictures.
And now to Colombia where the leader of the paramilitary group AUC, Carlos Castano has gone into hiding after an attempt on his life from, apparently, other paramilitaries not content with him negotiating with the authorities. Of course, when it's your own men out to get you, it becomes very difficult to find a safe place to hide. Maybe this could finally allow the disarming process to advance and hopefully end up with there being no more paramilitaries. With 'just' the Farc and Eln to contend with, maybe a solution to this civil war that has lasted over 40 years will become easier to achieve. Here's hoping.
For those of you who love sculptures, or even for those that don't, in Harbin, a city in northern China, they are having a snow and ice festival. Many intricate sculptures and even houses are built with ice and snow, and the pictures on this site are amazing. Another place to put on the holiday list to visit...
On closing, in case you hadn't heard, Spain announced that it will now bring home it's troops from Iraq, thus following the wishes of its people. Let's hope that other leaders might take the hint and also listen to the people that elected them...
Peace
Mainz is filling up again as new students arrive for the start of the new semester. One of note is Andrea who arrived at the weekend from Barranquilla. Let's hope she gets used to the German way of life soon, and fills out all those forms...
Not new, but Albe and Paolo have come to visit us in Mainz for the next five days, flying from Sardinia, where Albe has been fattened up by the family of Paolo (not sure if they were planning on roasting him afterwards...)
Now to the news. Gravitational effects are being tested with a launch today of a plastic sheet and some balls. No seriously. A lot of thought and preperation has gone into making the balls the nearest to perfect spheres, with the plastic sheet being taken from a trampoline. Ok, that last bit was made up.
In the UK a woman is seeking divorce because her husband has been taking Viagra and she can't control him. It's a good job they don't live on a farm, is all I can say.
Onto Latin America. Whilst most of the news is focusing on the kidnappings in Iraq, the thousands happening a year in Mexico are not being noticed. The BBC has a report on one of the kidnap negotiators. Maybe with this in the media, some more people might take notice and try to help stop it.
The 'hand of God' is being given a second meaning at the moment, with Diego Maradona relying on it whilst in hospital with various problems including with his breathing and high blood pressure. I recommend following the link to see his life through pictures.
And now to Colombia where the leader of the paramilitary group AUC, Carlos Castano has gone into hiding after an attempt on his life from, apparently, other paramilitaries not content with him negotiating with the authorities. Of course, when it's your own men out to get you, it becomes very difficult to find a safe place to hide. Maybe this could finally allow the disarming process to advance and hopefully end up with there being no more paramilitaries. With 'just' the Farc and Eln to contend with, maybe a solution to this civil war that has lasted over 40 years will become easier to achieve. Here's hoping.
For those of you who love sculptures, or even for those that don't, in Harbin, a city in northern China, they are having a snow and ice festival. Many intricate sculptures and even houses are built with ice and snow, and the pictures on this site are amazing. Another place to put on the holiday list to visit...
On closing, in case you hadn't heard, Spain announced that it will now bring home it's troops from Iraq, thus following the wishes of its people. Let's hope that other leaders might take the hint and also listen to the people that elected them...
Peace
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
Expensive Phonenumber and Disappearing Countries
Some people just have too much money, and some just want more. The most expensive telephone number has just been bought for equivalent of 1.1 million dollars. Okay, so the number sounds like the word rich repeated, but surely he would have been richer if he hadn't bought the number in the first place.
Did you know that the US could wipe out another country on a whim? But I bet you didn't know that they had done just that. Namely, Libya has been wiped out (well, it's internet presence anyway) by some unknown reason. So mysterious is it, that nobody has been found that could shed light to the situation.
Spurred on by an article at TheRegister using an online asteriod guide to see what would a normal person off the street would notice if an asteroid hit a town nearby, I thought I'd do the same thing for this city from where I am writing this post, Mainz, to be exact. Purely in the name of research, of course. The results will follow shortly.
Now back to Mexico where an entire state police force has been sacked and put in jail on corruption charges. That's over 500 policemen. Of course, the probability of them being kept locked up will obviously be affected by the fact that these prisons were controlled by said police force, and therefore any escape routes will be known to all the inmates.
Ok, now for that asteroid impact data:
Assuming the asteroid hit the river Rhine, and we were at Uni (about 2km away), that it has a diamter of 50m, and was made of dense rock, landed at 90 degrees to the surface, and hit water, these are the effects that we would feel:
Energy: 9.38 MegaTons TNT
Crater size: 2.61 km
Visible fireball radius: 0.7 km
Effects of Thermal Radiation: Much of the body suffers second degree burns; Deciduous trees ignite
Richter Scale Magnitude: 5.2
Max wind velocity: 440.1 m/s = 984.5 mph
Sound Intensity: 113 dB (May cause ear pain)
Damage Description:
Multistory wall-bearing buildings will collapse.
Wood frame buildings will almost completely collapse.
Multistory steel-framed office-type buildings will suffer extreme frame distortion, incipient collapse.
Highway truss bridges will collapse.
Highway girder bridges will collapse.
Glass windows will shatter.
Cars and trucks will be largely displaced and grossly distorted and will require rebuilding before use.
Up to 90 percent of trees blown down; remainder stripped of branches and leaves.
So, now you know. To make your own calculations, please visit the site here.
Avoid large craters...
Some people just have too much money, and some just want more. The most expensive telephone number has just been bought for equivalent of 1.1 million dollars. Okay, so the number sounds like the word rich repeated, but surely he would have been richer if he hadn't bought the number in the first place.
Did you know that the US could wipe out another country on a whim? But I bet you didn't know that they had done just that. Namely, Libya has been wiped out (well, it's internet presence anyway) by some unknown reason. So mysterious is it, that nobody has been found that could shed light to the situation.
Spurred on by an article at TheRegister using an online asteriod guide to see what would a normal person off the street would notice if an asteroid hit a town nearby, I thought I'd do the same thing for this city from where I am writing this post, Mainz, to be exact. Purely in the name of research, of course. The results will follow shortly.
Now back to Mexico where an entire state police force has been sacked and put in jail on corruption charges. That's over 500 policemen. Of course, the probability of them being kept locked up will obviously be affected by the fact that these prisons were controlled by said police force, and therefore any escape routes will be known to all the inmates.
Ok, now for that asteroid impact data:
Assuming the asteroid hit the river Rhine, and we were at Uni (about 2km away), that it has a diamter of 50m, and was made of dense rock, landed at 90 degrees to the surface, and hit water, these are the effects that we would feel:
Energy: 9.38 MegaTons TNT
Crater size: 2.61 km
Visible fireball radius: 0.7 km
Effects of Thermal Radiation: Much of the body suffers second degree burns; Deciduous trees ignite
Richter Scale Magnitude: 5.2
Max wind velocity: 440.1 m/s = 984.5 mph
Sound Intensity: 113 dB (May cause ear pain)
Damage Description:
Multistory wall-bearing buildings will collapse.
Wood frame buildings will almost completely collapse.
Multistory steel-framed office-type buildings will suffer extreme frame distortion, incipient collapse.
Highway truss bridges will collapse.
Highway girder bridges will collapse.
Glass windows will shatter.
Cars and trucks will be largely displaced and grossly distorted and will require rebuilding before use.
Up to 90 percent of trees blown down; remainder stripped of branches and leaves.
So, now you know. To make your own calculations, please visit the site here.
Avoid large craters...
Thursday, April 08, 2004
News Roundup
Cycling in to Uni this morning, I came across 6 police vehicles and lots of policemen and women with sticks. Not for hitting people (at least, I hope not) rather searching for something. Interested in what's happened (seeing as so many unusual things have happened here recently) I took a look at the website of the local police force. Although there is nothing there yet about this case, there are a number of things that have already happened this morning around here whilst most of us were tucked up in bed. Just makes you think that policing is a very busy job.
Since the spate of terrorist activities, many governments have seen fit to implement extra controls on people travelling, buying things, even asking for information. The latest case is of the US 'no-fly' lists telling airlines which people they should not allow to fly. Fine, you might think, that's the way to stop people that may want to cause harm to other people. But the creation of these lists is causing many problems, as the system takes general data and uses statistics to produce the lists (and we all know how reliable statistics are). This means that if you happen to have the same name as a suspect, belong to a different religion from the 'norm', work in an industry that might be deemed suspicious (like politics then?), or just went to the same kindergarten as one of the aforementioned, you're likely to find it difficult to travel anywhere in the US. Of course, as I've mentioned a little while ago, the EU and US are trying to form a better 'passenger data exchange' which could mean that we'll soon see the same problems over here.
Something else that has been going on for a while now, is the mysterious killing of 73 animals in the Sao Paolo zoo (Brazil). Still no clues as to who it is, but now that the toll has risen considerably, it is hard to believe that it is an 'alphabet killer' like TheRegister proposed when the killing of animals with consecutive first letters in their names started.
Now that irish smokers have been banned from lighting up in public buildings in Dublin without too much fuss, the chief medical officer of Scotland is calling for a complete ban on smoking throughout Scotland. Of course this move won't affect the many sheep inhabiting the country, but it would be interesting to see this novel country-wide approach in action, maybe causing other countries to consider the move to a more healthier environment in the near future.
Now one for those animal lovers amongst you. Barcelona has voted to ban bullfighting throughout the region. It would be the first abolishment of this traditional sport in the country, and may set a precedent for other forward-thinking regions to do the same. The only thing standing in the way now is that the regional government enacts this ban.
The next article is not for the easily squeamish amongst you. A woman in Mexico gave birth to her child by DIY caesarean. As she was so far from the nearest hospital, and had lost a previous child giving birth naturally, she got hold of a kitchen knife, drank some hard liquor, and cut herself open. Both mother and child survived. I suppose that's one situation where drinking Tequila could be forgiven.
Stay Informed
Cycling in to Uni this morning, I came across 6 police vehicles and lots of policemen and women with sticks. Not for hitting people (at least, I hope not) rather searching for something. Interested in what's happened (seeing as so many unusual things have happened here recently) I took a look at the website of the local police force. Although there is nothing there yet about this case, there are a number of things that have already happened this morning around here whilst most of us were tucked up in bed. Just makes you think that policing is a very busy job.
Since the spate of terrorist activities, many governments have seen fit to implement extra controls on people travelling, buying things, even asking for information. The latest case is of the US 'no-fly' lists telling airlines which people they should not allow to fly. Fine, you might think, that's the way to stop people that may want to cause harm to other people. But the creation of these lists is causing many problems, as the system takes general data and uses statistics to produce the lists (and we all know how reliable statistics are). This means that if you happen to have the same name as a suspect, belong to a different religion from the 'norm', work in an industry that might be deemed suspicious (like politics then?), or just went to the same kindergarten as one of the aforementioned, you're likely to find it difficult to travel anywhere in the US. Of course, as I've mentioned a little while ago, the EU and US are trying to form a better 'passenger data exchange' which could mean that we'll soon see the same problems over here.
Something else that has been going on for a while now, is the mysterious killing of 73 animals in the Sao Paolo zoo (Brazil). Still no clues as to who it is, but now that the toll has risen considerably, it is hard to believe that it is an 'alphabet killer' like TheRegister proposed when the killing of animals with consecutive first letters in their names started.
Now that irish smokers have been banned from lighting up in public buildings in Dublin without too much fuss, the chief medical officer of Scotland is calling for a complete ban on smoking throughout Scotland. Of course this move won't affect the many sheep inhabiting the country, but it would be interesting to see this novel country-wide approach in action, maybe causing other countries to consider the move to a more healthier environment in the near future.
Now one for those animal lovers amongst you. Barcelona has voted to ban bullfighting throughout the region. It would be the first abolishment of this traditional sport in the country, and may set a precedent for other forward-thinking regions to do the same. The only thing standing in the way now is that the regional government enacts this ban.
The next article is not for the easily squeamish amongst you. A woman in Mexico gave birth to her child by DIY caesarean. As she was so far from the nearest hospital, and had lost a previous child giving birth naturally, she got hold of a kitchen knife, drank some hard liquor, and cut herself open. Both mother and child survived. I suppose that's one situation where drinking Tequila could be forgiven.
Stay Informed
Tuesday, April 06, 2004
Condolences
It seems like recently things are getting worse. No sooner have we mourned those of the Madrid blasts, than news reaches me that an old schoolfriend Amir's sister, Nadia died last friday. Thoughts are with him and his family at this hard time.
Not wanting to only relay bad news, I scoured the press to find something that might cheer people up. Or at least take their minds off things. So for those of you that like 'alternative' cinema, this one in Norway should be right up your street. It's made up of ice, and is a drive-in for snowmobiles - no, really.
And for those of you that regularly use instant messenger services at work in the UK beware that companies are to obliged to record all data sent through them. And for those of you in Spain there's no reason to be smug, as it's more than likely that your company is already recording all conversations (70 percent of companies record, and 63 percent archive, compared to just 20 percent and 9 percent in the UK.
On a final note, Carlitos had to hand in his thesis today, so I'm sure they'll be some celebration in the bar tonight.
As the Monty boys say, "always look on the bright side of life".
It seems like recently things are getting worse. No sooner have we mourned those of the Madrid blasts, than news reaches me that an old schoolfriend Amir's sister, Nadia died last friday. Thoughts are with him and his family at this hard time.
Not wanting to only relay bad news, I scoured the press to find something that might cheer people up. Or at least take their minds off things. So for those of you that like 'alternative' cinema, this one in Norway should be right up your street. It's made up of ice, and is a drive-in for snowmobiles - no, really.
And for those of you that regularly use instant messenger services at work in the UK beware that companies are to obliged to record all data sent through them. And for those of you in Spain there's no reason to be smug, as it's more than likely that your company is already recording all conversations (70 percent of companies record, and 63 percent archive, compared to just 20 percent and 9 percent in the UK.
On a final note, Carlitos had to hand in his thesis today, so I'm sure they'll be some celebration in the bar tonight.
As the Monty boys say, "always look on the bright side of life".
Monday, March 29, 2004
Goodbyes
Most importantly, Luca left for Italy and promptly came back with his dad and a car to pick up the rest off his stuff. He has, however, finally left Mainz and I'm sure we'll miss him a lot (let's hope his italian improves over there, seeing as his dad was correcting him the whole time...)
Equally of note, is that Sylvia also left over the weekend, using her parents as the baggage-carriers on the ryanair flight home :) Here's hoping all goes well for her back in sunny Spain.
Now to more general things. NASA has achieved seven times the speed of sound with a new jet that they developed. So next time you want to go to Australia it'll take just 10 mins. Only kidding - it will take more time to rescue the passengers from the water afterwards.
In China, something strange has happened. A woman was driving a BMW which got scratched by a tractor passing by. As the peasant farmer and his wife got out to apologise, the lady revved the car and drove into the crowd that was forming, killing the wife and injuring others. Apparently because of her contacts and conections, she only got a two year sentence for "accidental traffic disturbance". I say no more.
And to show that Bush has a great sense of humour (yes I am being sarcastic), in a dinner for journalists, he showed slides of himself looking under his furniture, and made jokes about not finding weapons of mass destruction there. So now we all know that the war against Iraq was just a joke for him. Equally so for the lives that were lost as a result of this ongoing war.
Well, know that the weather has improved and we've got sunshine and a reasonable temperature, what better way to spend the morning than to go cycling aling the Rhein.
Get tanning
Most importantly, Luca left for Italy and promptly came back with his dad and a car to pick up the rest off his stuff. He has, however, finally left Mainz and I'm sure we'll miss him a lot (let's hope his italian improves over there, seeing as his dad was correcting him the whole time...)
Equally of note, is that Sylvia also left over the weekend, using her parents as the baggage-carriers on the ryanair flight home :) Here's hoping all goes well for her back in sunny Spain.
Now to more general things. NASA has achieved seven times the speed of sound with a new jet that they developed. So next time you want to go to Australia it'll take just 10 mins. Only kidding - it will take more time to rescue the passengers from the water afterwards.
In China, something strange has happened. A woman was driving a BMW which got scratched by a tractor passing by. As the peasant farmer and his wife got out to apologise, the lady revved the car and drove into the crowd that was forming, killing the wife and injuring others. Apparently because of her contacts and conections, she only got a two year sentence for "accidental traffic disturbance". I say no more.
And to show that Bush has a great sense of humour (yes I am being sarcastic), in a dinner for journalists, he showed slides of himself looking under his furniture, and made jokes about not finding weapons of mass destruction there. So now we all know that the war against Iraq was just a joke for him. Equally so for the lives that were lost as a result of this ongoing war.
Well, know that the weather has improved and we've got sunshine and a reasonable temperature, what better way to spend the morning than to go cycling aling the Rhein.
Get tanning
Tuesday, March 23, 2004
Back in the Box
That is, of my office at the Uni. After spending nearly a week under the sunshine (and strong winds) of England, I arrived back in Germany to a temperature of 5 degrees. Oh, what joy.
Well, apart from seeing the excellent Bullring shopping centre in Birmingham, I didn't really have time to do much sight-seeing, so no great stories to tell or photos to show this time :(
Of course, whilst I was away, some people were celebrating. Namely Fatma (for her birthday) and Luca (for his leaving party). Sometimes I think people organise these things knowing I won't be there...
A warning to all windows users out there, that there are a huge amount of new viruses being created every day, and I'm receiving most of them in my inbox (which, as I've said before, means that somebody who has me in their addressbook has been infected. So get updating those virus scanners. Of particular note is that each new strain seems to be using a different cunning method to entice it's victims. Some purporting to come from microsoft (it never sends out updates by email) others from your local sysadmin (making you think it's actually for you) and others using various vulnerabilities to propagate themselves without any attachment being opened. For the best info on viruses, check the website of an antivirus vendor (eg www.symantec.com or else, read some more info on The Register's Virus section.
To finish on a light note, a lesbian student apparently auctioned her virginity on ebay, getting about 12,000 euros in order to pay her university fees. Just wait til the fees go up - I dread to think how people are going to get hold of the money for them then !!
'til then
That is, of my office at the Uni. After spending nearly a week under the sunshine (and strong winds) of England, I arrived back in Germany to a temperature of 5 degrees. Oh, what joy.
Well, apart from seeing the excellent Bullring shopping centre in Birmingham, I didn't really have time to do much sight-seeing, so no great stories to tell or photos to show this time :(
Of course, whilst I was away, some people were celebrating. Namely Fatma (for her birthday) and Luca (for his leaving party). Sometimes I think people organise these things knowing I won't be there...
A warning to all windows users out there, that there are a huge amount of new viruses being created every day, and I'm receiving most of them in my inbox (which, as I've said before, means that somebody who has me in their addressbook has been infected. So get updating those virus scanners. Of particular note is that each new strain seems to be using a different cunning method to entice it's victims. Some purporting to come from microsoft (it never sends out updates by email) others from your local sysadmin (making you think it's actually for you) and others using various vulnerabilities to propagate themselves without any attachment being opened. For the best info on viruses, check the website of an antivirus vendor (eg www.symantec.com or else, read some more info on The Register's Virus section.
To finish on a light note, a lesbian student apparently auctioned her virginity on ebay, getting about 12,000 euros in order to pay her university fees. Just wait til the fees go up - I dread to think how people are going to get hold of the money for them then !!
'til then
Wednesday, March 10, 2004
Weather Forecast
Snow, snow and more snow. Yes, Mainz has recuperated the days of snow we didn't have last year, by providing them now, mid-march !! As I look out of the window in my office all I can see is a white curtain cutting of the view of...erm...physics buildings, I think (maybe there is a benefit to the snow after all).
On to somewhere with lots of sun, namely Granada in Spain. After being a muslim capital over 200 years ago, it has recently enhanced it's religious tolerism by building a new mosque and allowing tourists to visit, whilst teaching children arabic. Somehow I don't think it can compete with the Alhambra, though.
Some of you may have heard of the new obsession in the US for young people to pledge themselves to being virgins until they get married, and to carry a card around with them saying so (which has received lots of financial support from President Bush recently). Well, according to research just published, those that pledge are just as likely to get STDs as those that don't pledge. Makes you wonder if this is in fact a safety campaign or just a religious message.
Next up for the stupidity prize, is a woman who was arrested in Georgia, USA trying to pay with a fake one million dollar note at the supermarket. The fact that notes that high have never even existed, is of course obvious. Assistants were probably first alerted when they saw a woman with five tonnes of carrots in her trolley :)
For those of you who don't already know, D2 Vodafone in Germany have an offer on this month for Call-Ya customers, allowing you to call all D2 and landline numbers every saturday and sunday for just five Euros for the month (to sign up there is a differnet number for contract customers and Call-Ya ones). Of course, the first weekend has already passed, but for those who like to talk (why is everyone looking at me?) this offer is amazing.
Well, as many of the inhabitants of this city are off to Valencia for the Fallas, and some of us are off to the England, we'll just have to see if anything interesting crops up to tell when we all come back.
Wrap up warm
Snow, snow and more snow. Yes, Mainz has recuperated the days of snow we didn't have last year, by providing them now, mid-march !! As I look out of the window in my office all I can see is a white curtain cutting of the view of...erm...physics buildings, I think (maybe there is a benefit to the snow after all).
On to somewhere with lots of sun, namely Granada in Spain. After being a muslim capital over 200 years ago, it has recently enhanced it's religious tolerism by building a new mosque and allowing tourists to visit, whilst teaching children arabic. Somehow I don't think it can compete with the Alhambra, though.
Some of you may have heard of the new obsession in the US for young people to pledge themselves to being virgins until they get married, and to carry a card around with them saying so (which has received lots of financial support from President Bush recently). Well, according to research just published, those that pledge are just as likely to get STDs as those that don't pledge. Makes you wonder if this is in fact a safety campaign or just a religious message.
Next up for the stupidity prize, is a woman who was arrested in Georgia, USA trying to pay with a fake one million dollar note at the supermarket. The fact that notes that high have never even existed, is of course obvious. Assistants were probably first alerted when they saw a woman with five tonnes of carrots in her trolley :)
For those of you who don't already know, D2 Vodafone in Germany have an offer on this month for Call-Ya customers, allowing you to call all D2 and landline numbers every saturday and sunday for just five Euros for the month (to sign up there is a differnet number for contract customers and Call-Ya ones). Of course, the first weekend has already passed, but for those who like to talk (why is everyone looking at me?) this offer is amazing.
Well, as many of the inhabitants of this city are off to Valencia for the Fallas, and some of us are off to the England, we'll just have to see if anything interesting crops up to tell when we all come back.
Wrap up warm
Monday, March 08, 2004
Smelly Neighbours and Gay Sheep
Despite wishing it on my Spanish page, Happy Birthday to Javi who celebrated yesterday. We also celebrated for him here in Mainz as Olgui made two huge lasagnas, Jaume made another exmple of his great tortillas, and I made a loaf of Ciabatta. Along with the obligatory bottle(s) of wine, it was a very well received sunday lunch. Here's hoping that we repeat such events with more frequency.
First up, one for Jordi. Scientists (I suppose we still have to call them that) have researched the minds of gay sheep and deduced that the brains are genetically different from 'normal' heterosexual sheep. Well, now you know.
A 52-year old kenyan bachelor was physically forced to have a wash after 10 years without. For those of us overnighting at Javi and Albe's we could also have used this example on a certain somebody there...(akakakakak).
Oh, and for those tea-drinkers amongst you, new proof has come (from surprise surprise, Italy) that coffee, in particular, expresso is good for you. Good to hear, although personally I still adhere to the beer and ice-cream diet.
Well, that's all folks...
Despite wishing it on my Spanish page, Happy Birthday to Javi who celebrated yesterday. We also celebrated for him here in Mainz as Olgui made two huge lasagnas, Jaume made another exmple of his great tortillas, and I made a loaf of Ciabatta. Along with the obligatory bottle(s) of wine, it was a very well received sunday lunch. Here's hoping that we repeat such events with more frequency.
First up, one for Jordi. Scientists (I suppose we still have to call them that) have researched the minds of gay sheep and deduced that the brains are genetically different from 'normal' heterosexual sheep. Well, now you know.
A 52-year old kenyan bachelor was physically forced to have a wash after 10 years without. For those of us overnighting at Javi and Albe's we could also have used this example on a certain somebody there...(akakakakak).
Oh, and for those tea-drinkers amongst you, new proof has come (from surprise surprise, Italy) that coffee, in particular, expresso is good for you. Good to hear, although personally I still adhere to the beer and ice-cream diet.
Well, that's all folks...
Friday, March 05, 2004
What's Happening
Amongst the many nations that I consider in need of a change of leadership, it's good to see that in Venezuela someone important had the courage to say so. Namely the UN embassador resigned, citing primarily the lack of democracy under the present rule. Let's just hope this, along with the many protests currently going on, can cause a change.
Along the same track is an archbishop from Zimbabwe who is calling for South Africa to cut off electricity supplies to the country so that it's dictator, sorry, leader will have to hold talks with the opposition. Here's hoping...
Back in the UK, a new bus service has started up offering trips from London to Birmingham (3 hours) for one pound. That's one euro and fifty cents to those continentals reading this. Compare that with the nearly two euros it costs to get from Hechtsheim to the Hauptbahnhof in Mainz (20 mins) and you might be left wondering if in fact prices are really expensive in England. Check the Megabus website for more routes.
And on that note, I leave you to have a good weekend (now that it's not snowing and I can actually see the sun, maybe it'll be safe to go for a bike ride..)
Amongst the many nations that I consider in need of a change of leadership, it's good to see that in Venezuela someone important had the courage to say so. Namely the UN embassador resigned, citing primarily the lack of democracy under the present rule. Let's just hope this, along with the many protests currently going on, can cause a change.
Along the same track is an archbishop from Zimbabwe who is calling for South Africa to cut off electricity supplies to the country so that it's dictator, sorry, leader will have to hold talks with the opposition. Here's hoping...
Back in the UK, a new bus service has started up offering trips from London to Birmingham (3 hours) for one pound. That's one euro and fifty cents to those continentals reading this. Compare that with the nearly two euros it costs to get from Hechtsheim to the Hauptbahnhof in Mainz (20 mins) and you might be left wondering if in fact prices are really expensive in England. Check the Megabus website for more routes.
And on that note, I leave you to have a good weekend (now that it's not snowing and I can actually see the sun, maybe it'll be safe to go for a bike ride..)
Wednesday, March 03, 2004
Back to the grindstone
Well, after the week-long break in Bologna with a reunion of Mainz Erasmus students, past and present there are many memories to savour. The pasta and pizza (one euro a piece), the placards advertising Intimissimi clothes (well I think it was the clothes they were advertising, despite everyone looking only at the woman) the ladies of the night along the road leading to Albe and Javi's place (made it easy to find in the night coming back from the parties..)
I suppose the only downside to the week was at the final party when Laura's bag was stolen with her mobile phone and driving license in (if anyone knows anything about it, please contact me through this website).
What else has happened? Well, the friday when we returned I went off to the concert of Juanes and surprisingly did not collapse due to exhaustion. Carmen came over to visit Luca for his birthday and went back home this morning. Many other people also celebrated being another year older, so best wishes go out to Jordi, Laura, Lou, and to Javi who celebrates his on the 7th.
Another thing that seems to crop up every day, is that many variants of new viruses are currently in circulation, sending themselves off to eveyone in the address books they find. This has resulted in my inbox filling with over 10 email viruses a day. Luckily they are automatically deleted before they can go any further, but it just shows that you should not open emails from people you don't know, and definitely not open emails with attachments in .exe .pif .src endings. If unsure, email the sender asking what they have sent you. Hopefully I (and millions of others) can then have some calm in the inbox.
Here endeth the lesson
Well, after the week-long break in Bologna with a reunion of Mainz Erasmus students, past and present there are many memories to savour. The pasta and pizza (one euro a piece), the placards advertising Intimissimi clothes (well I think it was the clothes they were advertising, despite everyone looking only at the woman) the ladies of the night along the road leading to Albe and Javi's place (made it easy to find in the night coming back from the parties..)
I suppose the only downside to the week was at the final party when Laura's bag was stolen with her mobile phone and driving license in (if anyone knows anything about it, please contact me through this website).
What else has happened? Well, the friday when we returned I went off to the concert of Juanes and surprisingly did not collapse due to exhaustion. Carmen came over to visit Luca for his birthday and went back home this morning. Many other people also celebrated being another year older, so best wishes go out to Jordi, Laura, Lou, and to Javi who celebrates his on the 7th.
Another thing that seems to crop up every day, is that many variants of new viruses are currently in circulation, sending themselves off to eveyone in the address books they find. This has resulted in my inbox filling with over 10 email viruses a day. Luckily they are automatically deleted before they can go any further, but it just shows that you should not open emails from people you don't know, and definitely not open emails with attachments in .exe .pif .src endings. If unsure, email the sender asking what they have sent you. Hopefully I (and millions of others) can then have some calm in the inbox.
Here endeth the lesson
Tuesday, February 17, 2004
Romance in Italy, Lost in the US
So who forgot it was valentine's day on saturday then? Well, the italians definitely didn't. As one of their inhabitants managed to kiss his girlfriend for 31 hours and 18 minutes, thus winning him enough money to pay for their marriage. I would say that's pretty romantic, wouldn't you?
Now another case of, um, dare I say it, stupidity. The border between the US and Canada was shut when a grenade was found in the car of a woman who was lost. What's particularly important to note here is firstly that the woman didn't know the grenade was in the glove compartment of her car (it was her husband's apparently - as everyone needs a grenade for self defense nowadays anyway...). Secondly, that she was on her way from Texas to Vancouver. Not the big city, but a little town (in the state of Washington if I'm not mistaken). You would assume that one would take a map when one's travelling such a distance, and would realise that a big sign saying "Welcome to Canada, Vancouver this way" is probably not talking about a little american town...Never mind.
For those of you who have gone into the centre of Mainz recently, you may have noticed something new. A restaurant has opened up, calling itself "Besitos, tapas bar y mas" which one would normally dismiss without thinking any further, but the fact that it is situated opposite a certain establishment otherwise known as "el loco" warrants a bit of thought as to whether it is just a coincidence...
Well, for those who have exams, I wish success.
Study hard
So who forgot it was valentine's day on saturday then? Well, the italians definitely didn't. As one of their inhabitants managed to kiss his girlfriend for 31 hours and 18 minutes, thus winning him enough money to pay for their marriage. I would say that's pretty romantic, wouldn't you?
Now another case of, um, dare I say it, stupidity. The border between the US and Canada was shut when a grenade was found in the car of a woman who was lost. What's particularly important to note here is firstly that the woman didn't know the grenade was in the glove compartment of her car (it was her husband's apparently - as everyone needs a grenade for self defense nowadays anyway...). Secondly, that she was on her way from Texas to Vancouver. Not the big city, but a little town (in the state of Washington if I'm not mistaken). You would assume that one would take a map when one's travelling such a distance, and would realise that a big sign saying "Welcome to Canada, Vancouver this way" is probably not talking about a little american town...Never mind.
For those of you who have gone into the centre of Mainz recently, you may have noticed something new. A restaurant has opened up, calling itself "Besitos, tapas bar y mas" which one would normally dismiss without thinking any further, but the fact that it is situated opposite a certain establishment otherwise known as "el loco" warrants a bit of thought as to whether it is just a coincidence...
Well, for those who have exams, I wish success.
Study hard
Thursday, February 12, 2004
He's Back
No, it wasn't for partying that I haven't been able to write for a while (see my spanish site where I have been able to write) just for a lack of anything interesting to tell. But that's all changed now.
First up, there's lots of action going on at Jordi's website in the guestbook, just try to keep it clean, lads.
Secondly, the site of Albe and Javi has some new additions, namely some audio files purporting to depict the fate of Jordi so take a look.
Now to the news. For those of you with MS Office 2003, if you have a look at the characters for the font "Bookshelf Symbol 7" you will find some surprises.
Scared of all electrical appliances in your home coming alive and keeping you hostage? Well, that's how the inhabitants of an Italian village are feeling at the moment. So just be careful how you treat your toaster next time.
Oh, and not to let the US of the hook in the posting either, it has been discovered that Chile's representatives to the UN were phonetapped during the run-up to the Iraq war. Hmm...
Don't worry, be happy.
No, it wasn't for partying that I haven't been able to write for a while (see my spanish site where I have been able to write) just for a lack of anything interesting to tell. But that's all changed now.
First up, there's lots of action going on at Jordi's website in the guestbook, just try to keep it clean, lads.
Secondly, the site of Albe and Javi has some new additions, namely some audio files purporting to depict the fate of Jordi so take a look.
Now to the news. For those of you with MS Office 2003, if you have a look at the characters for the font "Bookshelf Symbol 7" you will find some surprises.
Scared of all electrical appliances in your home coming alive and keeping you hostage? Well, that's how the inhabitants of an Italian village are feeling at the moment. So just be careful how you treat your toaster next time.
Oh, and not to let the US of the hook in the posting either, it has been discovered that Chile's representatives to the UN were phonetapped during the run-up to the Iraq war. Hmm...
Don't worry, be happy.
Wednesday, January 28, 2004
I'm Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Usually associated with criminals escaping prison, this is now my cry as I handed in my thesis/diplomarbeit/good quality toilet paper midday yesterday. Yes, after the toils, troubles and tribulations (I will someday look up the meaning of some of the words I use, honest) I am now free to do what I want. Well, ok, free to look for work is probably more accurate. So, be prepared, as I have spare time on my hands and I'm not afraid to use it !!
Note on the previous virus warning, Novarg is now being named MyDoom virus, is much worse than feared (I received 6 copies in my inbox this morning - don't worry, it get's filtered before I even get near any viruses). It seems to add a stealth element in that it doesn't send itself to government or military emails, however, as it fakes the 'from' field, there are lots of automatic responders falsly claiming to tell innocent parties that they sent a virus, when in fact they just happen to be in the email list of someone who got infected (admins take note).
Well, another day passes by, and another job has to be done.
Keep busy
Usually associated with criminals escaping prison, this is now my cry as I handed in my thesis/diplomarbeit/good quality toilet paper midday yesterday. Yes, after the toils, troubles and tribulations (I will someday look up the meaning of some of the words I use, honest) I am now free to do what I want. Well, ok, free to look for work is probably more accurate. So, be prepared, as I have spare time on my hands and I'm not afraid to use it !!
Note on the previous virus warning, Novarg is now being named MyDoom virus, is much worse than feared (I received 6 copies in my inbox this morning - don't worry, it get's filtered before I even get near any viruses). It seems to add a stealth element in that it doesn't send itself to government or military emails, however, as it fakes the 'from' field, there are lots of automatic responders falsly claiming to tell innocent parties that they sent a virus, when in fact they just happen to be in the email list of someone who got infected (admins take note).
Well, another day passes by, and another job has to be done.
Keep busy
Tuesday, January 27, 2004
The Final Countdown
Marking the 125th anniversary of a noteworthy battle, British and Zulu officials gathered to re-enact some of the major battles that took place between them in Southern Africa including the battle for Rorke's Drift, made famous by the film "Zulu" (starring Michael Cane).
As the Chinese new year festivities die down, a new law is passed protecting the rhesus monkey (they are coloured like that, really). Of course, this year is the year of the monkey, so it's quite apt really.
The European Space Agency has released spectacular pictures of the surface of Mars after a successful arrival of it's orbiting probe "Mars Express". Amazing as the pictures may seen, I still have yet to see traces of little green men.
As the EU tries to stop imports from outside of its borders, it manages to win in the UK by forcing CD retailer CDWoW to increase prices of the CDs it imports from asian countries. Read this explanatary article at The Register to find out what this means to us.
Now we all know of the problems with speed cameras, but I bet you never thought that they could be used for breaking records? No? Well you should see how a Peugot 406 managed to clock up 406 mph (653 km/h) on a cheshire road.
After the Beagle virus started causing havoc with systems recently, we have a new virus, discovered today, which seems to be distributing itself extremely rapidly. It's name is Novarg and looks like it's going to have immense effects on systems worldwide, so update your antivirus programs now !!
Practice Safe Surfing
Marking the 125th anniversary of a noteworthy battle, British and Zulu officials gathered to re-enact some of the major battles that took place between them in Southern Africa including the battle for Rorke's Drift, made famous by the film "Zulu" (starring Michael Cane).
As the Chinese new year festivities die down, a new law is passed protecting the rhesus monkey (they are coloured like that, really). Of course, this year is the year of the monkey, so it's quite apt really.
The European Space Agency has released spectacular pictures of the surface of Mars after a successful arrival of it's orbiting probe "Mars Express". Amazing as the pictures may seen, I still have yet to see traces of little green men.
As the EU tries to stop imports from outside of its borders, it manages to win in the UK by forcing CD retailer CDWoW to increase prices of the CDs it imports from asian countries. Read this explanatary article at The Register to find out what this means to us.
Now we all know of the problems with speed cameras, but I bet you never thought that they could be used for breaking records? No? Well you should see how a Peugot 406 managed to clock up 406 mph (653 km/h) on a cheshire road.
After the Beagle virus started causing havoc with systems recently, we have a new virus, discovered today, which seems to be distributing itself extremely rapidly. It's name is Novarg and looks like it's going to have immense effects on systems worldwide, so update your antivirus programs now !!
Practice Safe Surfing
Wednesday, January 21, 2004
What a match!
Last night saw a 'friendly' game of football between Mainz 05 and Bayern Munich. To say that Mainz played well would be an understatement. They beat the many-times champions 2-1 !!! So well done Mainz !
Tomorrow sees the chinese year of the monkey roll in, so all those of you born in 1980, it's your year. So go take your friends out for a meal :)
Now for something quite disturbing, that despite many efforts to stop smoking, especially in children, there is a town in Italy, north of Rome where nearly all the children smoke. And I'm not talking 16 or 18 year-olds, rather 2, 4, 6 year-olds !!! Unbelievable that this wasn't known beforehand !!
Another computer worm is doing it's rounds, so update your antivirus programs now, and check the info on W32.Beagle.A@mm.
A couple more worrying things happening. With people being taken to court, jailed and fined for having child pornography on their computers, or for hacking offenses, it would be serious if some of those arrested were not actually guilty, wouldn't it? Well, very serious it is, in that there is little to stop trojan programs planting evidence on your computer to set you up. Now this has also been turned on it's head, as anyone could claim that a trojan did these deeds, so not only do innocent people get arrested, but guilty people could claim this as their defense. Read more about this here.
Oh, and for those of you who thought that Europe sharing its passenger data with the US could cause no problems, well, here's why you are wrong.
Bye for now
Last night saw a 'friendly' game of football between Mainz 05 and Bayern Munich. To say that Mainz played well would be an understatement. They beat the many-times champions 2-1 !!! So well done Mainz !
Tomorrow sees the chinese year of the monkey roll in, so all those of you born in 1980, it's your year. So go take your friends out for a meal :)
Now for something quite disturbing, that despite many efforts to stop smoking, especially in children, there is a town in Italy, north of Rome where nearly all the children smoke. And I'm not talking 16 or 18 year-olds, rather 2, 4, 6 year-olds !!! Unbelievable that this wasn't known beforehand !!
Another computer worm is doing it's rounds, so update your antivirus programs now, and check the info on W32.Beagle.A@mm.
A couple more worrying things happening. With people being taken to court, jailed and fined for having child pornography on their computers, or for hacking offenses, it would be serious if some of those arrested were not actually guilty, wouldn't it? Well, very serious it is, in that there is little to stop trojan programs planting evidence on your computer to set you up. Now this has also been turned on it's head, as anyone could claim that a trojan did these deeds, so not only do innocent people get arrested, but guilty people could claim this as their defense. Read more about this here.
Oh, and for those of you who thought that Europe sharing its passenger data with the US could cause no problems, well, here's why you are wrong.
Bye for now
Saturday, January 17, 2004
Playing Catch-Up
Before getting stuck into some of the serious news, how about a bit of light-hearted instead? The Ig-nobel awards page gives out awards for people to make us laugh and then to make us think. Examples include "An Analysis of the Forces Required to Drag Sheep over Various Surfaces" and "Documenting the first scientifically recorded case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck". Go on, have a laugh.
Okay, we hear a lot about people taking advantage of modern technology in order to cause mischief. Well, here's a case which goes back to the old radio transmitter. Someone is tapping into the Burger King drive-in restaurant in Michigan and telling customers that they can't have the food because they are too fat. Maybe they're actually health specialists trying to reduce obesity in the US...
A man was recently arrested in Germany for stuffing a newly bought computer with potatoes. Twice. He apparently brought it back to the shop claiming it didn't work, and wanted a replacement. Soon after leaving with the new computer, he returned and said it had the same problem and he wanted his money back. If he had waited a bit longer, at least he could have got some chips out of it...
You would have thought that the strict security measures going on in the US would mean the flights leaving would be some of the safest. Well, a man who flew from Washington DC to London was found to have carried bullets in his coat. I don't see how he could have got through with them though, when for me the metal in my belt sets the alarms off !!
Talking about airports, some US pilots were arrested in Brazil for making obscene gestures at the control point of the airport. Reading the article, it seems like whilst it's quite ok for the US to carry out these procedures on people entering it's country, the citizens don't feel that any other country should have the right to do the same. The bit to note here is when the airline added that the pilot had "not intended to be disrespectful". Since when has sticking the middle finger up at anyone been anything but disrespectful???
Ever wondered why so much junk mail gets through to your email box, despite sometimes implementing a filter? Well, read this report to find out. Brings a new light to things.
Now one for the ladies. I reported a while back on a device that women inserted in order to orgasm at the touch of a button. Having not heard much more on that, I presume there were some doubts on the uncomfortableness of wearing it all day. Well, here comes a new invention to the rescue. The "Slightest Touch" operates with electrodes in the shoes on the ankles. Just drink an electrolytic sports drink 20 mins beforehand and when you press the button, the nerves up your legs are stimulated to such and effect, that you are literally "turned on".
So why do men exist again?
Well, that's it for now, lots to write up, very little time.
Revise well
Before getting stuck into some of the serious news, how about a bit of light-hearted instead? The Ig-nobel awards page gives out awards for people to make us laugh and then to make us think. Examples include "An Analysis of the Forces Required to Drag Sheep over Various Surfaces" and "Documenting the first scientifically recorded case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck". Go on, have a laugh.
Okay, we hear a lot about people taking advantage of modern technology in order to cause mischief. Well, here's a case which goes back to the old radio transmitter. Someone is tapping into the Burger King drive-in restaurant in Michigan and telling customers that they can't have the food because they are too fat. Maybe they're actually health specialists trying to reduce obesity in the US...
A man was recently arrested in Germany for stuffing a newly bought computer with potatoes. Twice. He apparently brought it back to the shop claiming it didn't work, and wanted a replacement. Soon after leaving with the new computer, he returned and said it had the same problem and he wanted his money back. If he had waited a bit longer, at least he could have got some chips out of it...
You would have thought that the strict security measures going on in the US would mean the flights leaving would be some of the safest. Well, a man who flew from Washington DC to London was found to have carried bullets in his coat. I don't see how he could have got through with them though, when for me the metal in my belt sets the alarms off !!
Talking about airports, some US pilots were arrested in Brazil for making obscene gestures at the control point of the airport. Reading the article, it seems like whilst it's quite ok for the US to carry out these procedures on people entering it's country, the citizens don't feel that any other country should have the right to do the same. The bit to note here is when the airline added that the pilot had "not intended to be disrespectful". Since when has sticking the middle finger up at anyone been anything but disrespectful???
Ever wondered why so much junk mail gets through to your email box, despite sometimes implementing a filter? Well, read this report to find out. Brings a new light to things.
Now one for the ladies. I reported a while back on a device that women inserted in order to orgasm at the touch of a button. Having not heard much more on that, I presume there were some doubts on the uncomfortableness of wearing it all day. Well, here comes a new invention to the rescue. The "Slightest Touch" operates with electrodes in the shoes on the ankles. Just drink an electrolytic sports drink 20 mins beforehand and when you press the button, the nerves up your legs are stimulated to such and effect, that you are literally "turned on".
So why do men exist again?
Well, that's it for now, lots to write up, very little time.
Revise well
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