Surpising Football and Internet Bugs

First up, what a shock the results have been for most football followers this year. No sooner had Spain lost to Portugal and not gone through to the next round, than so did Germany to the Czech Republic. As if that wasn't enough, England got knocked out before the semi-finals by Portugal, and France by Greece. Whatever next?

Although, to be fair, Germany did manage to win something. Yes, they became the country with the most number of porn sites in their domain name space. Congratulations :)

Now for something a bit more serious. A bug in the Internet Explorer web browser has been found (and not yet patched) that allows backdoors to be installed on PCs, steals passwords, credit-card numbers and uses it to relay spam and to hack other computers from. And thinking that it doesn't affect you because you're not stupid enough to open email attachments nor to visit 'alternative' websites won't get you anywhere, as the malicious code has been injected onto many important websites, including those of search engines, banks, online shops etc.
The statements of the security companies makes it clear, by recommending users use another browser instead of IE (like Mozilla Firefox, for example). Take action now !

And on an ending note, I just thought I'd say a late Happy Birthday to Sophia, who celebrated on the 13th June. For those of you from the Erasmus year 2000/01 you will remember her as the blonder of the two english girls :)

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Basking in the Sun

No, not at the moment, but last week on the shores of Valencia. Even came back with a bit of suntan. This is also the reason why all the news gets put into this post (albeit briefly).

In a bid to aid pandas bred in captivity to understand the idea of mating, researchers have been showing films of other pandas 'at it' to give them the gist, and it seems to be working. Who said pornos weren't good for you? :)

Now that Mars has been visited by various robots, and plans are afoot to put people on it soon, the next logical step is that they can grow their own food. Therefore it's no surprise that NASA is preparing to put the british strawberry on the planet. So now there is another requirement to wannabe astronauts - they must like strawberries, as that's all they're going to be eating during their time on the planet.

Yet another scientific project has come up with earth-changing results. This time sheep are determined to prefer happy people to sad people. They obviously learnt this by looking at the face of the farmer before he took them away for lamb chops.

Police in Wiltshire are embracing the internet for useful purposes, as can be seen by the example of their stolen gnome appeal.

Web services, always trying to be helpful, sometimes don't quite have the desired effect that was intended. Take, for example, the Amazon "related items" feature. Children looking for Spot the Dog toys, may be surprised to find links to female ejaculation and the G-spot. Not quite what they were expecting, I think. Go on, have a try, and see what else you can find.

I really am considering creating a seperate column for the goings-on in Italy as no sooner has it been made illegal to send spam to mobile phones (with prison sentences and fines as a result) than the country's 'leader' mass SMSs all the mobile phones in the country telling them to vote. Apart from the fact that lots of those phone owners were not elegible to vote, it's also a very sly move at influencing the voters prior to the election. But, no doubt, he will be exempt from this law, like with all the others he seems to be flouting nowadays.

Taling about mass mailing, an IT security company sent out an email to all of it's customers stating the dangers of not protecting confidential data. Fine you would say - but not if it forgot to BCC all the addresses, and therefore sent out all the names of it's subscribers in the mail. Very clever.

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Venus, Duck Dialects, and bad Music Labels

For those of you looking out of your windows next Tuesday (actually, you shouldn't look directly at it, better to see it over the internet) you might see a spot moving across the face of the sun. This is Venus and it is the first occasion to see it since 1882, so it's not to be missed.

After previous valuable studies such as "Why cornflakes go soggy in milk" and "How to make the perfect beer without head" Middlesex University have released a study which claims that ducks have regional accents. So that obviously explains why the ones from the south go about with the latest fashion feathers and say "quark" (cheesy german yoghurt) instead of "quack", whilst those in the north steal the rubber rings off the toy speedboats whilst asking for bread.

After all the trouble the music labels are going to to stop people downloading music over the internet (eg threatening 79 year old women with court, even though she's never used a computer, and a 5 year old girl who was looking for information for her homework), it's good to see them take a taste of their own medicine. Camden (London borough) has taken out an order of antisocial behaviour against BMG and Sony, for putting up illegal posters all over the area instead of buying advertising space.

And last but not least, I would like to wish all those who have exams all the best, and that they have all the success they need (Olga and Albakra to mention a couple).

That's all from me