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Friday, May 24, 2002

TV Tonight and Scandals

Well, with another exam under my belt, I have the weekend to relax a bit with just one exam on monday afternoon and my final one on tuesday morning. Others amongst us will undoubtedly already be in the pub as many finish today.

Either there hasn't been much going on in the news recently, or my exams really have taken their toll on how up-to-date I have kept. So only one news story today.

Although I don't agree with publicising public figures' private lives too much, I will avert my course slightly and mention the fact that the recent claims in the tabloid papers about TV star Angus Deayton having sexual relations with a prostitute will come to a culmination tonight at 9pm as this week's episode of Have I Got News For You (hosted by the aforementioned) will be shown. Expect lots of harrassment from both sides of the studio all being directed in one way - at the presenter. Promised to be a worthwhile viewing.

That's it. It appears Jordi is still away in Milan enjoying himself, and I haven't heard anything from him, so presume/hope everything's going well.

Until the sun setteth...

Saturday, May 18, 2002

Off to lunch

Just a quick note before I go off to eat with Becca and Soph (haven't seen them in ages, probably a lot to talk about). I am now halfway through my exams, having just completed the Catalan certificate this morning (yes, a 9am exam on a saturday!). I can't say that they are all going as well as I expected, but one can but hope.

Anyway, a couple of pieces of news before I leave you. Germany is on the verge of introducing legislation for animal rights to be incorporated into the constitution. It will be the first european country to pass such a law. On a more amusing note, read this report of a journalist's search for love by text message which is quite amusing.

Well, good luck to those that need it, and have fun to those that actually like the exams.

Monday, May 13, 2002

Hamsters, Children, and 8086 chips

Following the enhancement of mobile phone technologies, how would you like a hamster to read out your SMSs? Or Kylie Minogue?
Well, the mobile companies are now banking on the fact that you'd love it as it is the latest feature being incorporated in the new handsets.

In a first of its kind court case, a mother of five children has been put in jail for 60 days because she didn't ensure that they went to school regularly. At first glance you would think this reaction is stupid, but if you delve deeper into the effects of it, it actually seems to work. Apparently her children now are attending school and are sorry for what has happened as they did not know how missing school would effect their mother.
Just had another thought. What if a law was passed for university students missing lectures? Would personal tutors be put in jail for not ensuring our attendance. Of course they could improve turnout rates by actually making the courses interesting...

And finally, NASA is looking on internet auction sites for old 8086 computers so that they can take out the chips to use for their old equipment on board their space shuttles. They say that they stick with the old technology because it is tried and tested, although i'm sure there's enough bugs in the old processors as well to warrant concern (Y2k anyone?). I wonder if any other government agencies are using the same method to buy up bargains. Let's just hope the CIA don't fall for one of the many hoaxes around, and try buying small countries or governments - wait a minute, they do that already, just not officially...
Of course the health service might be able to find many people's hearts available on ebay, including those of Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Bill Gates...

Finally, for those of you that want something to put in your diaries, here followeth my exam timetable:

(May) - Wed 15th, Fri 17th, Sat 18th (Catalan), Wed 22nd, Fri 24th, Mon 27th, Tue 28th.

You are kindly requested to refrain from calling me during the times of the exams (phone is switched off anyway), and if you want to be able to talk to me after me last one, it's better to make the call within the first couple of hours (ie before lunchtime) as I may no longer be coherent after that :)

To infinity and beyond...

Friday, May 10, 2002

News Updates

OK, lots of information for you to saok up, so keep your eyes peeled.

In a great reversal of roles, it has recently been discovered (although the event happened years ago) that the company most associated with trying to combat piracy of its software (yep, Microsoft again) was in fact found guilty and fined by a french court for doing just that - selling software from another company as its own. Read the Register's great article for more info.

A novel but disturbing way to clone mobile phone SIM cards has been discovered by IBM. So be aware. It only takes minutes to make a copy of your phone so that someone can make phonecalls that appear on your bill.

The forever popular australian soap opera Neighbours has reached its 4000th episode. This is the program that has launched the careers of many a famous singer or film star (including Kylie Minogue).

With only a few more days left before the release of Spiderman and Star Wars episode II it has been announced that copies of the films are already circulating on the internet. This comes as no surprise, as most things spread quickly over the net and there is definitely enough people who would like to get hold of them in advance. What does surprise me, however, is the fact that people are still able to make recordings of the films in previews at cinemas. Wouldn't you think that the companies would try to ensure that nobody carries in with them any recording equipment? Although, on the other hand, it probably does the films good to have a version released in advance, as people see it on their computer screens and decide whether its worth seeing or not. If it is, they tell their friends and everbody goes. If it isn't, there won't be much abuse from people who have paid to see it and didn't like it at all.

And now some very sad news about another train crash that's happened close to london. Yet again the english railway system is proving that privatisation of essential services does not work. Six people have died this time (the Hatfield one had 4) and nine are seriously injured. It has also caused substantial damage to the station it was passing through at the time its three coaches derailed.

So, after all that news you are probably wanting a break. Well, go forth in the knowledge that you didn't have a Maths exam set by a sadistic lecturer, where the results came out too complicated to be able to manipulate afterwards. Yes, I'm not in the best of moods about today's exam.

Back to the grindstone.

Wednesday, May 08, 2002

One down, eight more to go

No doubt the reason for my recent silence is obvious, so I'll leave it like that :)

Had my first exam yesterday, Philosophy of Science. Didn't even get stressed beforehand (stress forgot to stop off to visit me this year). Went quite well, I think, ok 2 out of the 3 questions did. But as it was an essay exam, the marking is totally subjective, so let's wait and see how the professors mark it.
Next up is Applied Maths, which I am currently underway getting to the appropriate standard (ie so that I know what those functions mean).

Haven't had much time to catch up on any interesting stories, but that's understandable, I hope. However, a couple of things need to be mentioned at this point. The final game of the spanish football league was played the other day. And who are the winners you may ask? None other than the glorious VALENCIA. 31 years they've been waiting for this as far as I gather. Seems very similar to the England for the World Cup scale of things. I wonder if that means we're going to win this year....

On the subject of the football, the licensing laws in England have now been changed in order to allow pubs to open in time for the games live from the other side if the globe. This means that you will find me down at the pub cheering our side at about 6.30am. Wow, it should be a weird feeling supporting your side whilst others are just thinking about getting up :)

OK, that's it for now,
til later

Thursday, May 02, 2002

Quick Update

Revision seems to be taking up a lot of time at the moment (understandably since my first exam is in 5 days), but I just have time to give a couple of news clippets.

The second leg of Madrid-Barcelona semi-final was played yesterday, but the result was not the main news. ETA terrorists planted a car bomb about 50 metres from the stadium and another one within the city of Madrid. Luckily nobody was killed, but enough damage and injuries were caused.

Local elections took place today in the UK, but lets wait and see how apathetic the population was this time before we take note of who won.

That's about it at the moment, lots more has been happening, but alas you will have to find it out for yourselve at the moment whilst I get stuck into some more revision notes.

Bye