Hamsters, Children, and 8086 chips

Following the enhancement of mobile phone technologies, how would you like a hamster to read out your SMSs? Or Kylie Minogue?
Well, the mobile companies are now banking on the fact that you'd love it as it is the latest feature being incorporated in the new handsets.

In a first of its kind court case, a mother of five children has been put in jail for 60 days because she didn't ensure that they went to school regularly. At first glance you would think this reaction is stupid, but if you delve deeper into the effects of it, it actually seems to work. Apparently her children now are attending school and are sorry for what has happened as they did not know how missing school would effect their mother.
Just had another thought. What if a law was passed for university students missing lectures? Would personal tutors be put in jail for not ensuring our attendance. Of course they could improve turnout rates by actually making the courses interesting...

And finally, NASA is looking on internet auction sites for old 8086 computers so that they can take out the chips to use for their old equipment on board their space shuttles. They say that they stick with the old technology because it is tried and tested, although i'm sure there's enough bugs in the old processors as well to warrant concern (Y2k anyone?). I wonder if any other government agencies are using the same method to buy up bargains. Let's just hope the CIA don't fall for one of the many hoaxes around, and try buying small countries or governments - wait a minute, they do that already, just not officially...
Of course the health service might be able to find many people's hearts available on ebay, including those of Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Bill Gates...

Finally, for those of you that want something to put in your diaries, here followeth my exam timetable:

(May) - Wed 15th, Fri 17th, Sat 18th (Catalan), Wed 22nd, Fri 24th, Mon 27th, Tue 28th.

You are kindly requested to refrain from calling me during the times of the exams (phone is switched off anyway), and if you want to be able to talk to me after me last one, it's better to make the call within the first couple of hours (ie before lunchtime) as I may no longer be coherent after that :)

To infinity and beyond...