Germany 4 points

Yes, another Eurovision song contest has passed by, but this time with a bit of a shock. The original 'european' countries were there at the bottom of the table, whilst Greece took the show with it's number one place.

Birthday wishes this week go to Elena (C) who celebrated on the 18th.

Australian mothers can feel safer today, as a sniffer dog has been found to no longer find drugs but talcum powder, so no worries about your kid going missing now...

Onto corporate makeovers. Well, this time a university logo change. Yes, the University of Birmingham has decided to make it's logo look like some food packaging. Of course the students have started up a petition...

Ever thought of the consequences of gossiping? Well, the mayor of a small colombian town has, and so has made it illegal to spread unfounded rumours. It might sound stupid, but it does make sense if you think of all the people who get affected by things that were purely made up (just take a look at how many people died after Business Week printed an article claiming that US soldiers had flushed a copy of the koran down the toilet).

Now for those of you looking for a bit of excitement whilst doing your daily chores, beware. After a lady got so aroused whilst out shopping, she lost consciousness and the paramedics were called, where they found her underwear still vibrating...

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