Easter Bunnies

So, Easter is over, egg wrappers are lying all over the floor, and nobody wants to go near the weighing scales. Must be time to read the news...

On the subject of food, scientists have finally managed to answer that long-time question (no, not the meaning of life, the universe and everything) of how to make the perfect bacon buttie (that is bacon sandwich to thos of you already confused).

A Slovenian man who went for a little swim down the Amazon, has finally made it, having swum the whole length (3,272 miles) in 66 days. Of course nobody forgot to tell him that he left his passport back at the beginning...

And for those of you wondering around the little village of Stansted trying to find the airport, British Airways has finally owned up to the fact that their maps have placed the airport in the wrong area. I'm just pleased I wasn't trying to land there in the fog...

So, as the sunny weather outside beckons, you'll have to turn on the radio for the rest of the news.

Start unpacking the sandals...