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Sunday, February 10, 2008

Diploma with fries, nudist flights, and a new vending machine

Now everyone knows that kids today have more exams to go through than any generation before them. However there is always a lot of controversy about how easy the exams are getting compared to when we did them. A great example of this is that now one can get a diploma in a certain fast-food burger chain and it counts towards the exams for 18 year-olds.

And as any good englishman will tell you. Kylie Minogue has the most perfect legs (among other assets). This is now confirmed by polish scientists, that women with 5% longer legs than the average are found to be more attractive.

You know how it is. Going on holiday tomorrow and you don't know what to pack. Well, no need to stress any more. A German airline has decided to offer flights where you have to take off your clothing on board. Yes, nudist flights mean you no longer have to pack any clothes for your naturist holiday. Whether donuts will be served on the flight has yet to be confirmed.

In California vending machines will now be allowed to give out Marijuana. Yes, whilst waiting at the station one can get their can of drink, chocolate bar and a joint at the same time...

And finally, in Finland if you need to stop on the motorway to go to the loo, make sure you have enough money on your mobile phone. If not you might find that the toilet will not work, as you will now have to pay for a pee with an SMS (or MMS?). One has to ask what happens if the signal in that area goes down whilst one is inside. Can you not escape until the signal is back up again?

So the after rounding up the latest and greatest news events, I will leave you to put on your cup of tea and settle down with a good book.

Snuggle up well...

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