German companies are moving over to advanced security in the workplace now. When in meetings that are of a secretive nature, they put a biscuit tin in the middle of the table and participants place their mobiles into it. Of course there is some scientific backing to this, but in order to make sure you don't trust something that isn't secure, The Register has done a test and found out for you which biscuit tins will work. Read it here now...
In Australia, a man has come up with a great business idea that is bound to make a profit. The government is giving out tax credits for people that reduce the output of greenhouse gases. As there are many camels around the area, he reckon that by eliminating them would cause a huge reduction in gases due to the reduced methane from lack of camel wind. Novel is definitely a word for it...
3D printing is slowly becoming a reality, and what better way to first use it, than to start 'printing' of your first bikini set. Yes, the scientists have concentrated on the things close to their hearts and produced 3D printable bras too. Rumours that pressing a button on your mobile will automatically undo them, are as yet unfounded...
In the US, a man is trying to get out of a series of charges made against him including drunk driving, and speeding, as he is claiming he was at the time having intimate relations (my words, not his) in the back seat at the time. Just how one can drive at that speed whilst under the influence and being busy in the back of a car has yet to be understood, but I'm sure it'd make the Guinness Book of Records...
And if you were appalled about the guy that sold his internal organs in order to get an iPad2, then you might find the latest financing attempt of a like mind. A young lady from China decided to auction off her first time to someone that would get her the latest iPhone. Apparently after finally getting the deed done she went to the store to find out there were no white ones left in stock...
So sit back and dream of the time when such stupidities did not exist, and people would sell off their sticks to have the latest fire-maker...
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